Hannah Schneider

Hannah Schneider is a writer from the Midwest writing by way of Brooklyn. She writes about LGBTQ topics, dating, sexuality, body positivity, sexual health, and more, with bylines at Elite Daily, Them, Rewire. She enjoys weird dates, giant dogs, and literally any food you're willing to share. For more dating and dog content, you can follow her on Instagram at @amazingspiderhan and Twitter at @amazinspiderhan.

I Got Ghosted At SantaCon, AKA SantaConned, & This Is What Happened

ByHannah Schneider
For folks who celebrate Christmas, the Dickensian tale of A Christmas Carol has been told and retold in many an era. I've grown up watching my favorite interpretation every year known as A Muppet's Christmas Carol. In the movie, Ebenezer Scrooge is…

Holiday Parties Are The Perfect Time To Flirt, So Here Are 9 Opening Lines

ByHannah Schneider
Picture it with me now, folks: The slow-tempo intro to Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You" starts as you sip eggnog at your friend's holiday party. Then, as soon as Carey hits the classic "youuuuuuuuuuuuuu," you lock eye contact with…

5 Self-Care Tips To Try If You’re Bummed About Being Single During Cuffing Season

ByHannah Schneider
If you're currently single and feel like you're seeing everyone around you pair up, you're definitely not imagining it. Cuffing season is the time of year where people are coupling up and settling in for dates, movie nights, and posting cute AF…

I Asked Romance Novelists To Write Opening Lines On Tinder & Whew, They're Steamy

ByHannah Schneider
Ah, the not-so-age-old question of what to say in an opening message on a dating app. Though the age of dating apps is relatively short compared to that of meeting potential crushes in person, there is a lot to be said about the timelessness of…

5 Romance Novelists Reveal Their Best Romance Tips That'll Revamp Your Love Life

ByHannah Schneider
Where in the world does romance thrive against all odds, in any century, setting, country, or action-packed adventure? Romance novels, that's where. If you're the kind of romantic that curls up with a good romance read when things get tough in your…

4 Romance Novelists Reveal Their Hottest Tips For Getting ~In The Mood~

ByHannah Schneider
When it comes to getting in the ~mood~ there are a lot of things you can do to "get it hot in here," and, uh, "take off all of your clothes." There's something to be said about sexy playlists and a suave-smelling candle or two. If you're skeptical,…

3 Sex Moves You Need To Try This December For The Most Festive Romp Ever

ByHannah Schneider
Even though it's a full 31 days, sometimes it seems like December is the shortest month of the year. Between the end of year assignments at work or school, holiday parties, travel plans, gift shopping, and so on, making time for yourself can be a…

9 People Reveal Why They Turned Down Public Proposals & It's Juicy AF

ByHannah Schneider
If you've ever witnessed a public proposal and breathed a sigh of relief when the person asked said yes, I am entirely with you. Proposals are already very emotional, so getting proposed to in public sounds seriously intense. Numerous high profile…

I Asked A Body Language Expert How To Project More Confidence While On Dates

ByHannah Schneider
At the end of summer, I decided to take a much-needed break from dating. I had just ended a very emotionally taxing relationship that left me feeling completely spent. After taking a dating break for a couple of months, I tried to put myself back…

This Study Discovered How Likely You Are To Meet A Significant Other In December

ByHannah Schneider
If you're feel like you missed your chance to cuff with someone during this cuffing season, it's not too late! Your chances of starting a relationship in December are a lot higher than you might think. And cuffing season lasts a while, so there's…

7 People Tell Their Most Cringeworthy First Date Kiss Stories & You'll Squirm

ByHannah Schneider
Call me old-fashioned, but I definitely hold out for that Princess Diaries-style foot pop kiss every time I go on a first date with someone new. And, to be honest, sometimes I get the exact opposite of a foot-popping kiss. If you're in the same boat…

Massage Candles Are The Hottest, Most Luxurious Treat To Try Out In Bed

ByHannah Schneider
If you're unfamiliar with the concept of a massage candle, think of it like... a CWB (candle with benefits). Since candles are already hella sexy with their flickering light and delicious aromas, when I heard about massage candles, my mind was…

Here's Exactly How To Pull Off A Public Proposal If You Want Bae To Say Yes

ByHannah Schneider
Imagine for a second that you are at a sporting event with your boyfriend of a few months and his bros. Suddenly, he's on one knee, and the stadium's JumboTron is broadcasting his proposal to you... with your name spelled wrong. If this increased…

If You Ever Need To Turn Down A Marriage Proposal In Public, Here's How To Do It

ByHannah Schneider
If you’ve been using the internet within the past decade, I have no doubt you’ve probably seen a viral public proposal video (or two, or three, or four, no one’s judging you). Whether it happens by way of flash mob in a mall, during half-time at a…

8 Unbelievably Romantic Movies To Watch This Fall That Prove Love Isn't Dead Yet

ByHannah Schneider
There's something pretty magical about fall. I don't know about you, but walking home while crimson, orange, and gold leaves crunch beneath your feet is one of life's simplest pleasures. All I can think about as I shuffle home through the…

10 Black Friday Sex Toy Sales That'll Make The Holiday Season Seriously Steamy

ByHannah Schneider
Black Friday is fast approaching, and so are the holidays, which means you're bound to need some stress relief. If you're nodding your head in agreement, then I have good — no, great — news for you. To take the pressure off, and maybe so you can get…

10 Sweet Texts To Send Your Partner On Thanksgiving, Based On Their Love Language

ByHannah Schneider
Because there's so much going on during Thanksgiving, making time to show your partner how grateful you are for them can feel a little challenging. More than anything, Turkey Day usually seems to be full of tasks, responsibilities, tons of people,…

8 Sex Toy Tips That'll Make Your Life 10 Times Hotter

ByHannah Schneider
It often seems like sex toys are assumed to serve one purpose, and one purpose only, and that purpose is masturbation. And, hey, masturbating with a toy can be really amazing. What if I told you that there are a ton of other ways to incorporate sex…

9 Flirty Pickup Lines To Use At Friendsgiving If You Wanna Be More Than Friends

ByHannah Schneider
Friendsgiving is one of the most wonderful times a year. You get all the pros of Thanksgiving food without the stress that family often brings to the table. And, you can also try to flirt with your crush at Friendsgiving. Since flirting with a crush…

"The Turkey Trot" Is The 1 Sex Move You Need To Try After Thanksgiving Dinner

ByHannah Schneider
OK, so I know that Thanksgiving is usually all about family and food. But you still have needs, you know? And sometimes a fun holiday can put you in the mood for a... different kind of stuffing. If you know what I mean. Since the big drawback to…