Alec MacDonald

You know what doesn't go well together? Mayo and ice cream. You know what also doesn't go well together? Being drunk and flying planes. Pilot Tekad Purna was arrested after being caught attempting to fly a commercial plane while, apparently,…

Two women and a 16-year-old girl got into Keith Avila's Uber on Monday, December 26 in Elk Grove, California, on their way to a Holiday Inn. "I thought she was 12, at the time," said Keith Avila to ABC10. Avila said that the two women, later…

You probably don't know of Robert Leo Hulseman, but he has likely had a significant impact on your life. At some point during the last few decades, college-aged kids across this wonderful nation all agreed on a single thing: They would drink beer…

At some point, you won't have teeth either, and then we'll SEE WHO'S LAUGHING. OK, here's the story: This family was playing a new board game (called "Speak Out") where you have to try to talk with this insane shit in your mouth (which is funny…

This was Jessica Kline's (19) beloved dog Zoey, who sadly died after being hit by a car at just a year and a half old in Dallas. Several months after Zoey passed, Jessica's mother got her a puppy to help deal with the grief of losing her pet. It's…

I'm lazier than I am frugal, so whenever I'm given a present I don't like, I just keep it. But other people are smarter and more normal than me, which means that when they get a CD from their grandmother, they return it for money. If they can't…

"Love Actually" is one of those rare movies that is pretty inarguably terrible, but simultaneously irresistible. I'm sure 87 percent of you are reeling in anger at that sentence right now. But let me just remind you that this is a movie in which two…

Starbucks, the one constant in these tumultuous times, has three new flavors that people who are not me will probably be excited about. I don't mean to yuck anyone's yum (which I've just realized is kind of a disgusting expression), but I would…

Many of you are either currently, about to or have just finished flying home for the holidays. If so, you've braved some of the worst travel days of the year. You have seen teenagers attempt to have conversations with other teenagers while both have…

A licensed sex therapist has spoken out about her clients having lost their sex drives since Trump won the 2016 presidential election. Kimberly Resnick Anderson, who works in LA, says that Clinton's defeat against Donald Trump has severely affected…