Today, Demi Lovato, former "Camp Rock" attendee and current international pop star, turns 24 years old.
Yep, young Mitchie Torres, who dreamed of being a singer someday, is now in her mid-20s, and I'd say did pretty well in achieving her dreams.
Demi Lovato has proven herself to be good at many things since her Disney Channel days.
But the thing Demi is truly the best at, the thing she was really born to do, the thing she beats all other celebrities out at is truly, sincerely, not giving a fuck.
It's honestly the best. Like, it's probably not the best for her publicist, but for the rest of us, it's definitely the best.
Demi Lovato will tell you how she feels about any controversial issue. Demi Lovato will subtweet the heck out of you. Demi Lovato does not care.
So, in honor of her birthday, I've compiled some of my favorite times, in no particular order, of when Demi was just straight outta fucks to give.
1. That time she totally called out Taylor Swift for being a bad feminist.
Gotta start big, right? The story behind this one is a whole big thing, but basically Demi criticized Taylor for not speaking up about Kesha's rape case in this epic subtweet.
2. And then called Taylor out AGAIN, in a less-subtle subtweet.
3. When she threw shade at both the Met Gala and Nicki Minaj.
Demi did not enjoy the Met Gala one bit, apparently, and happily said as much in this repost of Nicki Minaj's Instagram. She also posted a Snapchat pointing out Nicki didn't tag her in the original pic... drama!
4. And then virtually flipped off the people who were talking about the Nicki drama.
Demi then went on a Twitter rant about the whole tagging shade. She really does know herself.
5. When she defended Ariana Grande from a meme by insulting Mariah Carey.
Demi stumbled across a meme that suggested her friend Ariana was a pale comparison to Mariah Carey and instead of ignoring it, she stayed true to herself and commented, "You got it the wrong way around, honey."
6. When she yelled at Perez Hilton for liking a tweet.
Shortly after the whole Mariah Carey thing, Demi slid into celeb blogger Perez Hilton's DMs to inform him she was unfollowing him for "liking tweets about the Mariah feud."
7. When she then quit Twitter over the Mariah Carey thing...
Demi was done with people talking about her feud with Mariah. DONE, YA HEAR?
8. ...only to come back to Twitter 24 hours later.
9. When she straight-up said she didn't like Olivia Culpo.
In an interview talking about BFF Nick Jonas' ex-girlfriend, Demi said,
Honestly, I didn't like her anyway. It's not because she's mean or anything, but he has such a great sense of humor and I want him to be with someone that makes him laugh.
Oof. Demi don't care!
10. When she basically declared herself Team Calvin in the Taylor Swift/Calvin Harris breakup.
11. When she was seriously not amused by that Poot Lovato meme.
Oops. Sorry, Dem.
Happy birthday, Demi! Here's to many more years of not giving a single solitary fuck.