Kyle Towers

Bio

Kyle is a contributing writer from Toronto. He's survived a winter in the Rockies climbing mountains; he's starred on a dating show; he's grown a handlebar mustache (which he considers a greater physical feat than said climbing of mountains).

Open Your Mouth: Why You Should Ask What She Wants In The Bedroom

By Kyle Towers
Men have big and fragile egos when it comes to sex. This might be why, if you talk to a great deal of them, they will claim they are total sexperts. I would've never admitted it, but for me, it was all so overwhelming. A woman seemed like such a…

Why I Want The Woman Who Loves Me So Much Others Think She's 'Crazy'

By Kyle Towers
My first girlfriend was psychotic, or at least that's what everyone else told me. She overwhelmed me with a paranormal kind of love, which would make me feel as though her existence was entirely dependent on me. She ached when we were apart,…

9 Things A Woman Says About Herself When She Farts In Front Of You

By Kyle Towers
"Bums can fart, but bums can't talk," my very wise 3-year-old nephew once said. Although I think his quotation is the stuff of utter brilliance, I don't know if I completely agree. Okay, so a bum can't talk in the traditional sense, but a bum can…

Your Inner Casanova: How To Be Irresistible As F*ck To Women

By Kyle Towers
Do you ever look in the mirror and say to yourself, "I’m an undesirable troll who has no real, redeeming qualities. How could a woman ever lust for this?" If you have, you’re a silly fool. Plus, your modesty and self-deprecating smoothness make you…

All For The Nookie: 10 Ridiculous Things Men Do To Get Laid

By Kyle Towers
It can be argued that there are large numbers of men who are driven by and function almost solely to get lady love. The very purpose of their day-to-day lives is really just courtship and foreplay. Is it so wrong? Of course not. Love is awesome and…

Why Valentine's Day Is Actually The Best Time To Be Single

By Kyle Towers
Yet another day of contrived love has come forth on the lonely, old timeline of your life, and you’re single once again… What else is new, right? The way I see it, this leaves you with two options: 1. You can torture yourself with photos and status…

10 Magical European Cities You Need To Take In Before You Check Out

By Kyle Towers
Let me begin by making a very clear and concise statement: Get your ass to Europe. Do you realize how selfish you are being to yourself by not going? Not to mention, all of your friends and family who will have to endure the resentment you will…

The Problem With The Public's Misinformed Understanding Of Feminism

By Kyle Towers
Your first thought after clicking on this article, and noticing that it was written by a man, who looks like a used electronics salesman from the 70s: Who is this dude, and why does he like to play with fire? I mean, it's definitely a fair question;…

The Soundtrack To Your Life: 10 Ways Music Is Your Lifeline

By Kyle Towers
If you’re anything like me, your survival depends on being hooked up to your headphones. They pump rhythmic-charged mojo into your veins, taming your heart to beat in harmony with your... beats. It’s as if the Pied Piper is luring you through life…

Why Haters Are Some Of The Most Important Voices In Your Career

By Kyle Towers
It ain't easy being one of those “creative types.” Whether you’re an artist, writer, musician or whatever you may be, you can attest to this. No matter how popular or successful you become as a result of these artistic passions, you will always…

Ready To Walk Away From Your Vice? 3 Things To Help You Get Sober

By Kyle Towers
Before we get started, let me just quickly share with you the radical life improvements I experienced after I quit drinking. I found very positive differences in the following areas: memory, energy, stamina, mental clarity, mood, drive, health, bank…

9 Reasons You Should Date A Man Who Still Lives With His Parents

By Kyle Towers
You may have noticed that our current economy has very little love for Millennials. As a result, a number of men have succumbed to living at home for slightly longer than what is socially "acceptable." Instead of boycotting and ridiculing these…

Why I Want A Second Date With The Girl Who 'Gave It Up' On Our First

By Kyle Towers
“I don’t usually do this,” she said to me as she flashed her keys that held the passage into her apartment. Part of her felt obliged to excuse herself for one of the many ridiculous social standards that exist for women. I didn’t know how to…

15 Non-Clichéd Bucket List Ideas That Will Enrich Your Soul

By Kyle Towers
It’s an incomparable thrill to jump out of a plane or go scuba diving, and you should totally go out and give these activities a whirl. Upon completion, when you’re ready to try something a little more unorthodox and perhaps slightly closer to the…

10 Reasons Millennials Will Be The Ones To Save This Hand-Me-Down World

By Kyle Towers
Dear Mother Earth, On behalf of the rest of humanity, I'm sorry for what we've done to you. We're destructive, greedy, selfish and, well, just plain nasty. That being said, I hope you haven't lost hope in us just yet because we are a new generation…

Wake Up! 8 Game-Changing Habits That Will Supercharge Your Morning Routine

By Kyle Towers
Waking up is a lot like being forced out of our mother’s womb to face the big, scary and fast-paced world. The womb has everything you need. Why would you ever want to leave? You want to leave because outside of the womb, there is so much more.…

There Is A Way Back Up: Where To Go After You Hit Rock Bottom

By Kyle Towers
Is the universe just toying with us? How I approached this question changed for me about two years ago after a visit with my family doctor. “I recommend we operate,” he said. As I walked to the parking lot from the doctor’s office, I remember being…

How The Word 'Organic' Is Just Another Lie Within The Food Industry

By Kyle Towers
Have you ever taken your car to a convenience store in the middle of the night, and upon purchasing a box of cookies, sat in that car and voraciously consumed the contents of said box... alone... in the dark? I have. For a while, I was able to keep…