Jessica Eggert

Jessica is currently a journalism student at the University of Maryland, College Park. While she may be the youngest on the team, she’s ambitious and knows who she is, and that shows in her writing. She’s never been one to sugarcoat and that is why she is belongs on the Elite team.

Recent Articles

The 17 Best Music Moments From 'One Tree Hill'

It seems like just yesterday that Lucas Scott first melodramatically said, “I’ll be seeing you,” to Peyton Sawyer as she walked away from him on the river court during the pilot episode of "One Tree Hill." As much as it pains you to admit it, you kno…
By Jessica Eggert

Study Shows That A Majority Of Men Wish They Could Cheat

Apparently men don’t like only sleeping with one woman. What a shock! I used to think men only wanted to sleep with one woman for his entire life until I read this study (that was sarcasm). Anyway, according to a new survey by Cosmo, 50 percent of en…
By Jessica Eggert

Stop Judging Women, The Playing Field Is Equal

The women of our generation can never win. Everything we do earns us a label we don’t want: slut, whore, virgin, innocent, stupid, bitch, "bro" -- you name it, we’ve heard it at some point in our lives. Unless she learns not to give a sh*t what peopl…
By Jessica Eggert

PSA: If You're Dating Someone, You're Going To Get Fat

I’ve seen it one too many times: my most in-shape friends get boyfriends and in the blink of an eye, they look like they could be Shamu’s twin sister. One of my friends recently gained 20 lbs within a few months of having a boyfriend. Then again, she…
By Jessica Eggert

Take A Look At Where Your Favorite Disney Princesses Ended Up (Photos)

‘Happily ever after’ my ass. We all know that doesn’t exist. Why do fairy tales always end once the princess finally finds her prince charming? We all know she’s going to wind up straight miserable within a few years, but they never get to that part.…
By Jessica Eggert

#TBT: The Like, 16 Like, Best Quotes By Lauren Conrad, 'LC'

Laguna Beach inspired our generation to achieve greatness. Or maybe it just showed us what happens when a bunch of stupidly rich Orange County high school kids get their own television show (sooooo much drama and abuse of the word “like”). Like for e…
By Jessica Eggert

Finally, A Pro-Mary J And Anti-Beer Advertisement! (Video)

If you wanna get f*cked up without getting fat, start smoking weed and stop chugging beers. And if you have trouble with the munchies, hit up A Bitch's Guide For Things To Do When High (Other Than Get Fat) . On that note, I present you with the first…
By Jessica Eggert

Study Says Men Are A Lot More Useless Than Previously Thought (Shocker)

Turns out that men really ARE good for nothing (as if we needed a study to prove that!) According to a recent survey of 1,000 adults, only 10 percent of women thought men could iron a shirt (they can’t,) and only four percent of women thought that me…
By Jessica Eggert

The 25 Ways You Know You're A Gen-Y Girl

Us girls of Generation-Y are a breed of our own. As “different” as you may think you are, there are certain rituals that are consistent among every other female in our generation. These characteristics create a bond between the women of our generatio…
By Jessica Eggert

Learn How To Dress For Your Body

I think the biggest issue with women and their weight is not knowing how to dress for their body type. No matter what size or shape you are, if you dress properly, you will look ten times better than if you don’t. Many women have difficulty accepting…
By Jessica Eggert

This Girl Just Became The Youngest Lawyer In UK History

Can I get a, “What, what!?” It’s women like this one who keep Gen-Y ladies motivated. Gabrielle Turnquest is younger than I am, and she's already a f*cking certified lawyer. Talk about taking the road less traveled. Not only did Turnquest earn her un…
By Jessica Eggert

Check Out This New App 'Wishi' That Solves The Classic 'Nothing To Wear' Problem

No matter how many times we go shopping, it still seems like we have nothing to wear. I look at my closet every morning and I’m like f*ck, where do I start? The problem is that we have too many options and not enough of a sense of style. This brand n…
By Jessica Eggert

Study: Sleep With Your Ex, Relieve Your Stress

Remember all the times your friends and family warned you to steer clear of your ex? Remember all the times when you did the exact opposite and had sex with your ex, instead? Well, you may have had the right idea. According to Daily Mail, a new study…
By Jessica Eggert

The 16 Crucial Steps In Producing The Perfect 'Selfie'

Selfies, we simultaneously hate and love them. Selfies are the only way to know how you look while you’re taking the picture, rather than finding out you look retarded after the fact. It’s way easier to sneak a picture with someone in seconds with a …
By Jessica Eggert

'Expired' Women In China Are Fixing Their Faces To Keep Their Jobs

If you thought gender discrimination in the workplace was bad in America, it’s even worse in China. While we already know ‘men’ (as they like to call themselves) believe that women are expired after a certain age, employers in China are making it nea…
By Jessica Eggert

Why The Women Of Gen-Y Are Perpetuating The Double Standard

I apologize in advance, but I have to call women out for a second. We’ve been quite hypocritical about sexism. We’re always complaining about "inequality" between men and women, yet we perpetuate it. How can we expect to be seen as equals if we still…
By Jessica Eggert

Ain't No Wifey: Why The Women Of Gen-Y Are Waiting To Get Married

Gone are the days when a woman wanted her man to put a ring on it. According to a recent study, women are in no rush to get married… if they plan on getting married at all. In fact, the marriage rate among women has decreased by two-thirds since the …
By Jessica Eggert

White Girl Wasted: The Timeline Of Your Blackout

Blacking out: We all do it, regret it the next morning and then repeat.  The problem is, we don’t realize that we're on the way to blacking out until it just happens. Next thing you know, you wake up with 50 duck-face selfies and at least three pictu…
By Jessica Eggert

A Bitch's Guide For Things To Do When High (Other Than Get Fat)

I think one of the most difficult challenges a girl will ever face in her life is fighting the urge to munch after blazing. The problem is, you can’t just smoke and eat a few harmless carrots. Once a woman is high, all of her morals about healthy eat…
By Jessica Eggert

The 10 Reasons Why The Bartender Isn't Letting You Get White Girl Wasted

I’m sure every girl can relate to this: you wait on a line similar to the one outside an American Idol audition to get into a bar. After an hour of sobering up from the pre-game, you finally get into the bar and need a drink (or ten) like NOW. You qu…
By Jessica Eggert