33 'Mean Girls' Quotes For Instagram If You're Feeling Equal Parts Salty & Fetch

If you had to choose the most quotable movie of all time, there's no denying it would be Mean Girls. All the prayer-hand emojis go out to Tina Fey for writing such an iconic film that has slayed ever since it was released back in 2004. While Gretchen Wieners is still trying to make "fetch" happen, you and your besties have stayed "grool" together and know that the film's anniversary is coming up on April 30, 2021. In celebration, you'll want some Mean Girls quotes for Instagram.

Though April 30 falls on a Friday instead of a Wednesday this year, you still have to get decked out in pink from head to toe in honor of the occasion. So, get yourself a pink outfit selfie to post to the 'Gram, and caption it with one of the Plastics' infamous lines. Whether you're Team "Fetch" or "It's Not Going To Happen," you and your crew definitely need to celebrate by having a besties' night in to watch the movie — even if it needs to be virtual.

It's true that the limit does not exist, and that also applies to Mean Girls quotes you love. I've rounded up the best of the best with these 33 Mean Girls lines you can use as your Instagram caption for a squad pic or whenever you're feeling salty AF.

1. "I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can't help it that I'm popular." — Gretchen Wieners
2. "You go, Glen Coco!" — Damian
3. "That is so fetch!" — Gretchen Wieners
4. "It's October 3." — Cady Heron
5. "But you're, like, really pretty. So you agree? You think you're really pretty?" — Regina George
6. "You wanna do something fun? Wanna go to Taco Bell?" — Karen Smith
7. "So you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins..." — Karen Smith
8. "You can't sit with us!" — Gretchen Wieners
9. "Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen. It's not going to happen!" — Regina George
10. "It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain." — Karen Smith
11. "Four for you, Glen Coco." — Damian
12. "There's a 30% chance that it's already raining." — Karen Smith
13. "On Wednesdays we wear pink!" — Karen Smith
14. "It's not my fault you're, like, in love with me or something!" — Cady Heron
15. "I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom!" — Mrs. George
16. "Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar." — "Get in loser, we're going shopping." — Regina George
17. "That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets." — Damian
18. "I can't go out tonight *fake coughs*. I'm sick." — Karen Smith
19. "I'm a mouse, duh!" — Karen Smith
20. "She doesn't even go here!" — Damian
21. "Oh my God, Danny DeVito, I love your work!" — Damian
22. "Grool." — Cady Heron
23. "I want my pink shirt back!" — Damian
24. "Is butter a carb?" — Regina George
25. "Your mom's chest hair!" — Janis Ian
26. "I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy." — Crying Girl
27. "Oh my God, I love your skirt! Where did you get it? That is the ugliest effing skirt I've ever seen." — Regina George
28. "The limit does not exist." — Cady Heron
29. "Your face smells like peppermint!" — Aaron Samuels
30. "Yo, yo, yo. All you sucka MCs ain't got nothing on me." — Kevin G
31. "Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George." — Ms. Norbury
32. "There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it." — Janis Ian