The Addams family's quotes are perfect inspiration for your Instagram captions.

35 Addams Family Quotes For Instagram Captions Of Your Spooky Fam

“Don’t torture yourself” trying to come up with your own quotes.

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Whoever said Thanksgiving and Christmas were the only family holidays to celebrate this time of year? Halloween is also the perfect time to spend time with family — the Addams family, that is. The “creepy and kooky” Addams family knows just how to embrace all things “mysterious and spooky,” which is why you need some Addams Family quotes for Instagram captions to document all your spooktacular fun on the ‘gram.

Whether you’re planning a movie night in with your roomies to watch The Addams Family, are getting into the spirit for Netflix’s new spin-off series, Wednesday (coming to your screens Nov. 23), or are putting together a Morticia and Gomez couples costume to wear to your Halloween party, having some Addams Family quotes on hand will make the posting process so much easier. While these movie quotes totally fit the vibe of Halloween, you can also use them for your everyday Instagram posts in October. After all, as Wednesday Addams points out that homicidal maniacs “look just like everybody else,” these Addams Family Instagram captions will blend in perfectly with whatever pic you’ve got.

It could be a selfie of your Wednesday-esque black OOTD, a snap of your Morticia-inspired makeup look, or a Cousin Itt-like good hair pic. Use a romantic Gomez quote to caption a sweet selfie with your partner or an LOL-worthy quote from Uncle Fester for your most unhinged Halloween adventures with the squad. Whatever fun you have planned, these 35 Addams Family quotes will come in handy just like Thing.

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  1. "Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again!" — Morticia
  2. "Pugsley, sit in the chair... so we can play a game." — Wednesday
  3. "How long has it been since we've waltzed?" — Gomez
  4. "And our credo: 'Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.' We gladly feast on those who would subdue us. Not just pretty words." — Morticia
  5. "Either way, what bliss." — Gomez
  6. "You were so beautiful. Pale and mysterious. No one even looked at the corpse." — Gomez
  7. "When we first met years ago, it was an evening much like this. Magic in the air." — Morticia
  8. "It was just a party. It's over. It means nothing." — Uncle Fester
  9. "To live without you, only that would be torture." — Gomez
  10. "I'm blinded by such beauty." Gomez
  11. "Nobody gets out of the Bermuda Triangle, not even for a vacation. Everyone knows that." — Wednesday
  12. "Oh, my little bundle. So much you don't understand." — Dr. Pinderschloss
  13. "About the séance tonight, I wish you'd come." — Morticia
  14. "Sweet Oblivion, open your arms!" — Wednesday in Hamlet
  15. "You bewitched me." — Gomez
  16. "You are too precious for words, why I could just... eat you alive!" — Margaret
  17. "Thing, you're a handful." — Morticia
  18. "Don't be a baby. I know what I'm doing." — Wednesday
  19. "Spirits above me, give me a sign. Shall I be joyous... or shall I be damned?" — Gomez
  20. "It's so sweet. He looks just like a little entrée." — Morticia
  21. "Smell that air, Fester! Like a tomb." — Gomez
  22. "A-ha! Showtime!" — Gomez
  23. “I'm a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else.” — Wednesday
  24. “I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.” — Gomez
  25. “Don't torture yourself, Gomez. That's my job.” — Morticia
  26. “Haven't you ever slaughtered anyone?” — Uncle Fester
  27. “That's not what I wanted! That's not who I was. I was a ballerina, graceful, delicate! They had to go.” — Debbie Jellinsky
  28. “Smell that air, Fester! Like a tomb.” — Gomez
  29. “Would you die for me? Promise?” — Debbie Jellinsky
  30. “Salt, pepper, or cyanide?” — Morticia
  31. “Two, ten, eleven. Eyes, fingers, toes!” — Gomez
  32. “Woe to the Republic.” — Wednesday
  33. “I’m just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It’s just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.” — Morticia
  34. “We don’t hug.” — Wednesday
  35. “You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But Debbie… Pastels?” — Morticia
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