11 Kardashian Products That Never Became As Big As Kylie Lip Kits
Seriously, everything she touches turns to gold. It's probably because everyone age 15 to 25 kind of wants to be her (including me, TBH).
But trying to be Kylie doesn't always work out as planned. Remember the Kylie Lip Challenge? Yikes. That was a mess.
I try not to watch these videos because they honestly really scare me.
But before Kris Jenner really mastered the art of turning everything her daughters do into gold, the Kardashians had a plethora of shitty products to prove they're just normal people (sometimes) and they can make normal people mistakes.
Here are 11 Kardashian products we all completely forgot existed:
1. Khloé and Lamar's unisex fragrance.
Khloé and Lamar were the cutest couple on TV once upon a time. Khlo-Khlo and her now ex decided they wanted to come up with the product they both could use, so they made a unisex fragrance and named it "Unbreakable."
But this perfume (like their relationship) proved to be pretty breakable.
You can buy either edition of the perfume for $8 on Groupon right now. Yes, $8.
2. Kim's Shape Up Skechers.
Everyone wants a butt like Kim Kardashian, so Skechers made a shoe that promised to give even the flattest of the flat a big-ass booty.
Sketchers ended up paying $40 million in a settlement with the FTC because they “deceived consumers by making unfounded claims.”
3. QuickTrim Dietary Supplements.
This technically isn't a Kardashian product, but Kim and Khloé endorsed it in this cringe-worthy, almost sex hotline-like commercial.
People actually tried it and said the product actually works, but I'm not tryna trust Dollar Tree with my body.
4. Kendall and Kylie's novel.
When "The Hunger Games" and "Divergent" were at their peak, Kendall and Kylie wrote a sci-fi young adult book of their own called "Rebels: City of Indra."
It was ghost written, naturally, and had expectedly mixed reviews, but it's getting a sequel anyway.
Because, of course it is.
5. Kris Jenner's memoir.
Kendall and Kylie aren't the only ones with a book. Kris Jenner also wrote her memoir "Kris Jenner... And All Things Kardashian."
Notably, neither of the books mentioned above were as successful as Kim's "Selfish."
6. Kardashian Prepaid Debit Kards.
Before these Kardashian-endorsed debit cards could even come out, they were taken off the market due to high fees. The product was also scolded for targeting teenagers.
7. Kardashian Glow tanning lotion.
Everyone wants to be tan like a Kardashian, right??? I never even knew about this product until I saw it lying around in my friend's car.
She's from Jersey, but that's none of my business.
8. The Kardashian Beauty makeup line.
Is it just me, or does nobody really know about Kardashian Beauty?
I see their products every now and then in some stores, but it's super overshadowed by Kylie's Lip Kits. I guess there can only be one makeup mogul in the fam.
9. Kim's jewelry line.
Kim collaborated with Glamhouse in 2011 to create her own jewelry line.
I am only finding out about this five years later.
10. Kardashian Khaos (it's a store, apparently).
There's a Kardashian Khaos store in our hotel pic.twitter.com/Vsm58iwXk5 — madison abby (@madisonsantoss) July 27, 2014
I'm surprised people actually liked this store. It literally sold overpriced souvenirs with Kardashian's faces on them...
Unlike their successful predecessor, DASH, Kardashian Khaos only lasted three years before closing down. Makes you think.
11. Rob's sock line.
500 days of rob Kardashian forcing his family to hold up his garish socks pic.twitter.com/jdritbLskF — a seahorse (@aseahorsey) January 31, 2016
Rob's sock collection always cracks me up for some reason. Kim has her app, and Kylie has lip kits, but Rob? Socks. Rob has socks.
Apparently, Kris was nice enough to sell them at DASH, though.
Socks only a mother could love.