How To Get Over Your Ex Like A Kardashian Does
In a new promo video for an upcoming episode of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians," Kourtney Kardashian showed the world, once and for all, that she is thriving without her baby daddy, Scott Disick.
While regular people would do this by posting an empowering Facebook status or going out for a girl's night, Kourtney obviously does this by confidently having a blast during a naked poolside photoshoot.
Check out the clip for yourself here:
Amidst rumors that Scott's dating a 21-year-old model, Kourtney's made it clear that she's definitely doing anything but sitting around, wallowing over her ex with a tub of ice cream.
In fact, it's been rumored she's been doing some moving on herself by also dating a young model of her own.
Kourtney isn't the only Kardashian who knows how to win at a breakup. Read the list below for the best tips to make it through your breakup like an absolute baller... and like a Kardashian.
Hit the gym.
After Khloé finalized her split from Lamar, she went BIG on hitting the gym to maintain her sanity.
She told Entertainment Tonight, "Well, for me, my revenge body, I started working out during my divorce [from Lamar Odom] but it was more for sanity reasons."
As a result, she wound up with her self-proclaimed "revenge body," and she even took things to the next level by turning this phenomenon into a show, aptly named "Revenge Body."
She used her own inspiring breakup experience to help other people going through breakups.
Be open to falling in love again.
Just shortly after her split from Kris Humphries, People reports that Kim told British Cosmopolitan,
I think you have different soulmates throughout your life, that your soul needs different things at different times. I do believe in love. I will always believe in love, but my idea has changed from what I've always thought.
She didn't let her ill-fated first marriage ruin her chances at finding love a second time. It's that openness that helped her become the proud mama in this happy fam:
Date somebody who's basically just a better version of your ex.
Shortly after finalizing her divorce from Lamar in December 2016, Khloé made it clear to the world that she was wasting no time in moving on by posting some steamy pics of herself with Cleveland Cavaliers player Tristan Thompson on New Year's Day:
Now, if you're unclear on who Tristan Thompson is, he's a basketball player. Yes, exactly like her ex Lamar was. The only difference is, Tristan is on the reigning national championship team, the Cavaliers, and Lamar doesn't even play anymore.
Yep, she went and found herself a better version of her ex to pass the time with.
Don't be shy about letting him know you've moved on.
If we can learn anything from those pics of Kourtney, it's that the Kardashians aren't shy about letting their exes know when they've moved on.
Before Kourtney's little sis Kylie Jenner broke up with Tyga most recently, she also broke up with him in the spring of 2016.
At that time, Kylie wasted no time in moving on, taking a play out of Khloé's book. She found a better version of her has-been rapper ex, Tyga, in Grammy-nominated up and comer, PartyNextDoor.
But then, to really lay it on Tyga and make sure he knew she was moving on, Kylie even played a huge role as her new boo's love interest in his music video.
Yeah, that's a pretty public statement that Kylie was doing just fine after that breakup.
Post steaming hot pics of yourself on Instagram.
Obviously, with or without an ex, the Kardashians are pros at this.
There's no freaking way any of their exes are scrolling through their Instagram profiles not thinking about what a mistake they made when they come across pictures like this:
You get it. They're hot.
Shut him down when he wants you back.
When you're thriving as much as the Kardashians are post-breakup, it's obvious that your ex is eventually going to want you back.
That moment has come many times for Kourtney when it comes to her ex Scott, and time and time again she defaults to one trusty answer: No.
When he proposed to her this past holiday season on vacation with their children, a source close with the Kardashians told Us Weekly,
She told him no. Scott was embarrassed, upset and angry.
SUCKS TO SUCK, SCOTT.
Literally DGAF when he's going through a life crisis.
Since it's clear Kourtney's not getting back together with Scott, she'd also like to make it clear that she is no longer dealing with any of his (many) messes.
In a recent episode of "KUWTK," Kim let Scott tag along with her and her friends for a trip to Dubai. Scott was all upset about the whole "Kourtney not being into him anymore" thing, so he started drinking... a lot (classic Scott).
Kim, unsure of what to do, decided to call Kourtney. Fast forward to 0:44 for her absolutely amazing IDGAF response:
ICYMI, let me quote her extremely short "FU" of a response:
I mean, it's not my problem anymore. It's just like, I can't control people, nor do I want to.
Play it cool.
After Kylie Jenner's most recent breakup with Tyga, she took to Snapchat to show that there's no hard feelings between the two.
Instead of being petty, Kylie posted videos of herself singing along to her ex's new song:
Considering Kylie is, like, way more famous than he is at this point, this was some nice promo for his music and a nice way for her to show the world the two are still cool with each other — and that she's just doing her.
All right, now, print this out, hang it on your wall and GET OVER YOUR DUMB EX.
Citations: Kourtney K Looks Amazing For Naked Photo Shoot In Behind-The-Scenes 'KUWTK' Clip (Elite Daily), Sorry, Kourtney K: Scott Disick Is Reportedly Dating This 21-Year-Old Model (Elite Daily), Kourtney Kardashian Is Now Dating This 23-Year-Old Model On Instagram (Elite Daily), Kim Kardashian's Boldest Quotes About Love (People), EXCLUSIVE: Khloe Kardashian Opens Up About Revenge Body, Reveals How She Lost Over 40 Pounds (ET Online), Kylie Jenner And Tyga Reportedly Ended Their Two-Year Relationship (Elite Daily), Scott Disick Reportedly Proposed To Kourtney Kardashian On Their Family Vacay (Elite Daily), Kim K Curses Out Woman Scott Disick Brought Home In Cringeworthy 'KUWTK' Clip (Elite Daily), This Tiny Detail In Kylie Jenner's Snapchat May Mean She And Tyga Broke Up (Elite Daily)