"Dance, puppets, DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - a line Kris Jenner presumably screams every time one of her children posts a Snapchat that actually fits into her master plan of world domination.
Rob Kardashian has probably been the least likely member of the family to have Kris jumping for joy due to his obscure, and honestly concerning, social media presence.
Impregnating his on-again-off-again-on-again-off-again-no-one-ever-knows girlfriend, Blac Chyna, was definitely not something he did while being attached to a string connected to his mother's fingertips -- although it's DEFINITELY doing wonders for his booming sock business!!
However, things might back on with Rob and Chyna! Hooray!
Last night, Rob Kardashian posted a series of Snapchats featuring Blac Chyna, who was casually sporting a lilac-colored wig.
Here's Blac Chyna rocking out while fixing her leggings. She may not have a ring on her finger, but I think the subliminal "LOVE IS ALIVE" message is pretty clear here.
Here's our girl rocking out again, this time showing off her rose gold, mirrored Ray-Ban sunglasses that, based on my personal Instagram feed, were all the rage at Coachella!
And finally, Rob Kardashian gave us all a glimpse at Blac Chyna looking longingly into the distance, probably wondering why Rob would fathom choosing the worst possible angle to shoot her from.
Over the past year, the couple's highlight reel includes getting engaged after two months of dating, Chyna's baby daddy dating Rob's sister Kylie Jenner, the cinematic masterpiece Rob Snapchatted when Chyna apparently took their daughter (and his snacks) and left him alone in their shared home and the incredible shot Chyna took when she was rumored to be "seeking profit" from the Kardashian name.
Honestly, it's been a rollercoaster ride of shit, and I'm genuinely looking forward to what is to come.
Never stop never stopping, Rob and Chyna!