Thursday was Kendall's 21st birthday, and she celebrated by getting completely wasted (for the very first time in her life, I'm sure).
Well, it seems like Kendall had a pretty good time at her birthday bash.
First of all, she looked amazing in her silver $9,000 Paris Hilton-style dress.
Second of all, she got a freakin' BRAND NEW ROLLS ROYCE as a birthday gift -- by a stranger, no less!
(Of course, at this point it's more or less expected the Jenner sisters get at least one car per birthday. Anything less than that would be downright rude.)
But the best part of all?
She didn't even remember she got the car.
Thank god for Khloé Kardashian, who did her duty as a big sister and told the whole embarrassing story on "Jimmy Kimmel Live."
First of all (and this is my personal favorite part of the story), Khloé explains no one has any idea where this Rolls Royce came from.
We go outside and there's a Rolls Royce, and this man standing there. Who's the gift, the guy or the car, I was so confused!
(Sorry, quick author interjection to say, "GOOD ONE, KOKO!" OK, moving on.)
This guy just hands Kendall a pair of keys to this car, and I'm like, 'Do we even know who this guy is?' He's some prince! I'm like, 'Is this a joke? On my 21st birthday I think I got a dinner and a purse!'
(Sorry, hi, me again. I just have to point out that Khloé is attempting to play the underprivileged card here. A bold move coming from a woman who just flaunted three diamond rings on Instagram. OK, back to Kendall being wasted.)
This morning I was like 'Holy crap, that's so cool you got this car! How'd you get it home?' [Kendall] was like 'Oh my god, I forgot I got a car last night!' That's how drunk she was!
Look. Haven't any of you guys ever had a crazy night and just totally forgotten about the $400,00 car a mysterious prince gifted you while you were wasted?
No? That's not actually a relatable problem at all?
Oh, right, you weren't born into an obscene amount of wealth. My bad.
Well, I'm happy Kendall had such a good time on her birthday.
And I truly hope someday she and Kylie can combine their car collection and make the ultimate Transformer.