24 Funny Thanksgiving Instagram Captions That Perfectly Capture All The Chaos & Love

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Thanksgiving is a perfect time to enjoy a festive meal with family and friends, while being appreciative of everything that surrounds you. Between clinking your wine glasses and enjoying homemade pumpkin pie, we all know Thanksgiving can also cause some major stress. You're working extremely hard in an overly-crowded kitchen, trying to make sure everything goes according to plan. And you love your family endlessly, but they can really test your nerves sometimes. The craziness that comes along with the holiday can be a little much to fit on your plate next to the turkey, which is why you'll need some funny Thanksgiving Instagram captions. These gems truly define just how much you need a glass of chardonnay, and a laugh.

Don't let the chaos of the day get to you, and instead, think of it as a hectic Thanksgiving episode of the sitcom called your life. The holiday is meant to be a day of being irrevocably thankful. These are your family members we're talking about after all, and you love them. When you're about to post that epic Thanksgiving day picture dedicated to your fam, here are 24 funny captions you can use.

Some people go for the sappy posts, but you'd rather cry from laughing so hard with your brothers and sisters. So, pour yourself another glass, and enjoy your time with the characters in your life, because it's Thanksgiving, people. Now, someone please point me in the direction of the pie. Thank you very much.

1. "Eat, drink, and wear stretchy pants." — Unknown

2. "I'm thankful to have a family who takes eating as seriously as I do." — Unknown

3. "Hope you don't mind that the side dish I'm bringing to Thanksgiving is several bottles of wine that I'm not sharing with anyone else." — Unknown

4. "I came in like a butterball." — Unknown

5. "Gobble 'til you wobble." — Unknown

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6. "Thanksgiving, bringing out the best of family dysfunction since 1863." — Unknown

7. "I'm grateful that no matter how much turkey I eat this Thanksgiving, my jewelry will still fit." — Unknown

8. "'This Thanksgiving I'm going to stop eating as soon as I get full,' said no one ever." — Unknown

9. "May your turkey be moist and may no one use that word to describe it." — Unknown

10. "Because you know I'm all about that baste." — The Holderness Family

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11. "Today I am thankful for 'adult beverages.'" — Unknown

12. "Let's get cranberry sauced." — Unknown

13. "This wine pairs well with crazy family." — Unknown

14. "Why did I eat so much food?" — Unknown

15. "Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what we already have." — Someecards

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16. "Why does cooking take like six hours, and eating like three seconds, and washing dishes like seven days and seven nights?" — Unknown

17. "I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage." — Erma Bombeck

18. "May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump, may your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump, may your yams be delicious and your pies take the prize..." — Unknown

19. "I'm stuffed like a turkey." — Unknown

20. "I can't eat another bite. Oh look, pie!" — Unknown

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21. "Shouldn't we give thanks first?" — Luke Danes, Gilmore Girls

22. "There is always something to be thankful for. Like wine. And pie. And more wine." — Unknown

23. "Leftovers are for quitters." — Unknown

24. "You can't have Thanksgiving without turkey. That's like Fourth of July without apple pie or Friday with no two pizzas." — Joey, Friends