41 Thanksgiving Puns For Instagram When You're Feeling Full & Grateful AF

Thanksgiving (though poorly originated) is an American holiday that passes pretty much all the markers of a great day in the U.S. It's a day off of work and school (check), it's spent with loved ones (check), and it's pretty focused on food (check). There's nothing like trying everything your fam has made, cozying up on the couch, and just relaxing like only you know how. It's moment like that when you know: It's the time for an Instagram-able Thanksgiving pun to show everyone what an amazing day you had.

I know. Puns are the ultimate of corny humor. They're so bad they call for an audible groan, and kind of oh-my-gosh-why-would-you-even exclamation. But you know what they say... when something's that bad, it's almost good. And at least in this case of Instagram captions, it's kind of true. Puns are so groan-inducingly bad that for Instagram, they work. They get a reaction from the person reading your caption – a smile, a laugh, an eye-roll, and the chances increase that they like it and find you adorkably funny. I'm not saying the 'Gram is all about the likes, but they don't hurt.

So after you've eaten that giant plate of sweet potatoes, turkey, gravy, beans, and had your big slice of pumpkin pie, listen up. These 41 egg-cellent puns are from the corners of the Internet, gathered in one place for your ease and favor. Pick the best, leave the corniest, and don't think twice: on a cheesy AF holiday like Thanksgiving, sometimes it works out to go for the bottom of the barrel laugh.

1. "Thanksgiving is great because people tend to speak less when food is lodged in their mouths."

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2. "Gobble till you wobble."

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3. "Let's get basted."

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4. "Eat, drink, and give thanks."

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5. "Pour some gravy on me."

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6. "What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi!"

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7. "Abs are great. But have you tried pumpkin pie?"

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8. "You are the apple pie of my eye."

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9. "It's all fun and games until your jeans don't fit."

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10. "I love them a latte."

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11. "They're totally my jam."

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12. "The party don't stop till I've tried everything."

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13. "I'd go nuts without you."

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14. "You want a piece of me?"

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15. "Oh, hay there."

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16. "You could say I'm a Pi-fan."

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17. "Because you know I'm all about that baste."

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18. "Baby, I'm a maize."

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19. "Go pluck yourself."

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20. "Get stuffed."

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21. "Leftovers are for quitters."

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22. "You're so corny."

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23. "Piece out."

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24. "I learned a lot about pie in middle school. 3.14159..."

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25. "Cutie pie."

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26. "Hope your Turkey is moist and your stuffing in fluffy and when you're done eating you'll be nice and stuffy."

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27. "They're my pumpkins."

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28. "Feast your eyes on this."

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29. "Holidays bite."

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30. "Thankful for cats and mashed purrrttoes."

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31. "Oh my gourd, I love fall."

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32. "'Oh snap!'" said the wishbone."

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33. "Fall so hard motherpumpkins wanna spice me."

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34. "I promise I'm not (corn) stalking you."

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35. "Don't like Thanksgiving? You better gobble wobble out of my life."

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36. "Fitness? More like fitness whole turkey in my mouth."

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37. "Gourd times."

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38. "Give 'em pumpkin to talk to about."

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39. "Don't be a jerky, eat some turkey."

–Unkown

40. "Stop. Drop. And pass the rolls!"

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41. "They whine. I wine."

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