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30 Funny Halloween Movie Quotes For Your Hocus Pocus Pics

“I'm the ghost with the most, babe.”

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For Halloween lovers, spooky season can’t come soon enough. When the air starts getting crisp and leaves start changing, you can’t wait to start getting in the spooky spirit by rewatching your favorite classic Halloween movies. After all, you probably wait all year for Freeform's "31 Nights of Halloween" to make its annual comeback so you can revisit the scary, funny, and sometimes ridiculously cheesy Halloween movies you grew up watching. Obviously, you're going to run into a lot of funny Halloween movie quotes, which are perfect for pairing with any of your festive pics on the 'Gram.

Streaming Halloween movies never gets old. Scary or funny, these movies remind you of your childhood Halloween traditions filled with sleepovers, trick or treating, pumpkin carving, and candy for weeks afterward. Who could forget trading a Kit-Kat for a Twix well into November? Being a kid during Halloween was the most magical time. Don’t get me wrong, Halloween fun during adulthood has its perks (hello, spooky cocktails), but ultimately, you're trying to embrace the nostalgia whenever you can.

Now that you’re grown up, you can still host movie parties with the Halloween faves you know and love, and then get dressed up to go out. Let movies like Hocus Pocus or The Nightmare Before Christmas get you into the Halloween spirit or dive right into the really scary flicks, like Scream and Silence of the Lambs. You might not be a kid anymore, but these 30 funny Halloween movie quotes will take you back — and be the perfect Instagram captions for all your spooky costume pics.

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  1. “I'm the ghost with the most, babe." — Betelgeuse, Beetlejuice
  2. "Being normal is vastly overrated." — Aggie Cromwell, Halloweentown
  3. "Can I keep you?" — Casper, Casper
  4. “My darling girl, when are you going to realize that being normal is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage." — Aunt Frances, Practical Magic
  5. "Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose." — Betelgeuse, Beetlejuice
  6. “Don't torture yourself, Gomez. That's my job." — Morticia, The Addams Family
  7. “It’s a full moon tonight. That’s when all the weirdos are out." — Dani, Hocus Pocus
  8. “No, please don’t kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!” — Tatum Riley, Scream
  9. "Isn’t the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. Well, it would if I had any." — Emily, Corpse Bride
  10. "Do you have to open graves to find girls to fall in love with?" — Helen/The Princess, The Mummy (1932)
  11. “That's right. I am the pumpkin king!" — Jack Skellington, The Nightmare Before Christmas
  12. "If I hadn't just been sitting in it, I'd say you've lost your mind." — Maggot, Corpse Bride
  13. “Couldn’t you forget about being a cool teenager just for one night?" — Allison, Hocus Pocus
  14. "Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again!" — Morticia, The Addams Family
  15. “It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus!” — Max, Hocus Pocus
  16. "You are too precious for words, why I could just... eat you alive!" — Morticia, The Addams Family
  17. “Halloween is upon us.” - Hubie Halloween
  18. “Oh look, another glorious morning. Makes me sick.” — Winnifred, Hocus Pocus
  19. "I'm gonna eat your brains, and gain your knowledge." — Planet Terror
  20. “Well, it says to form a circle of salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends.” — Allison, Hocus Pocus
  21. “She preferred cats to human beings and turned down every offer from the men who fell in love with her.” — Practical Magic (novel)
  22. "I mean, nobody around here really appreciates my taste in weird stuff." — Marnie, Halloweentown
  23. “Go to hell!” “I’ve been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.” — Hocus Pocus
  24. “I, myself, am strange and unusual.” — Lydia Deetz, Beetlejuice
  25. "I'm every nightmare you've ever had. I'm your worst dream come true. I'm everything you ever were afraid of." — Pennywise the Dancing Clown, IT
  26. “Don't you blame the movies. Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!" — Billy Loomis, Scream
  27. "I'm a messenger of God. You're doomed if you stay here! This place is cursed. Cursed!" — Crazy Ralph, Friday the 13th
  28. "This is my costume. I'm a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else." — Wednesday Addams, The Addams Family
  29. "A person should always choose a costume which is in direct contrast to her own personality." — Lucy Van Pelt, It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
  30. "It’s Halloween, I guess everyone’s entitled to one good scare, huh?" — Mr. Brackett, Halloween
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