47 Halloween Puns For Instagram If You Want To Creep It Real

Puns can be extremely clever, and sure, if you're one to overuse them, they may very well make your friends want to roll their eyes. We've all been there. But most of the time, whether we hear a cheesy pun or a pretty solid one, we're usually always smiling at them. And to be quite honest, Halloween is the perfect holiday for puns... and it's almost here. From pumpkins to bats, ghosts, and vampires, there are so many awesome characters and mascots of the holiday season that make it really easy for us to drop a somewhat cheesy line. Halloween is also the perfect time for capturing all of those festive moments on your Instagram, of course. When you're rocking your Halloween costume with the squad or hosting a pumpkin carving afternoon with your mains, the best way to combine great times and your punny sense of humor is to have an epic list of Halloween puns for Instagram lined up.

When your friends scroll through Instagram and see your punny captions, even if they have a bit of the cheesiness factor, they'll be laughing on the inside right along with you. Puns are all in good fun, and we all know a great caption truly makes your entire post come full-circle, and a drab one can totally kill it. Pretty soon, you'll be rolling in the likes. However, puns can be kind of difficult to come up with on your own if you're put on the spot. But, no sweat if you're struggling, because I have you covered. Here are 34 Halloween puns you can use for your Instagram captions this year. When it's Halloween and you snap the most amazing picture with your friends that you want to post right away, use these puns, and get right back to partying the night away. Can you say #SquadGhouls?

1. “Creep it real.” -- Unknown

2. “I'm here for the boos.” -- Unknown

3. "If you've got it, haunt it." -- Rose Pressey

4. "Witch better have my candy." -- Unknown

Melanie Defazio

5. "Trick or Treat yo' self" -- Unknown

6. "Bow down, witches." -- Unknown

7. "Hey boo-tiful!" -- Unknown

8. "I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very humerus." -- Unknown


9. "Boo Felicia." -- Unknown

10. #SquadGhouls -- Unknown

11. "Resting witch face." -- Unknown

12. "Straight outta coffin." -- Unknown


13. "Basic witch." -- Unknown

14. "Gimme all the boos." -- Unknown

15. "Eat, drink, & be scary." -- Unknown

Marija Savic/Stocksy

16. "Cheers witches." -- Unknown

17. "Spooktacular." -- Unknown

Jovana Rikalo/Stocky

18. "Me & my ghoulfriends." -- Unknown

19. "Fangtastic." -- Unknown

20. "Keep calm & carry a wand." -- Unknown

21. "Wicked awesome." -- Unknown


22. "Life is gourd." -- Unknown

23. "Oh my gourd. I love fall." -- Unknown

24. "I'm exorcsing." -- Unknown


25. "Putting the 'boo' in booty." -- Unknown

26. "Happy Haunting, ghoulfriend." -- Unknown

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27. "Let's have some skele-fun." -- Unknown

28. "I'm all wrapped up in you." -- Don Gibson

29. "Uni-candy corn." -- Unknown

30. "Have a gourd time on Halloween." -- Unknown

Chelsea Victoria

31. "You're just my (blood) type." -- Unknown

32. "Eye love you." -- Unknown

33. "Hey boo!" -- Unknown

34. "Batty about you." -- Unknown


35. "I like you because you're kind of corny." -- Unknown

36. "You've caught me in your web." -- Unknown

37. "Let's get this party startled." -- Unknown

38. "You can't skele-run from my skele-puns." -- Unknown

Melanie DeFazio

39. "Demons are a ghoul's best friend." -- Unknown

40. "I go to bars for the boos." -- Unknown

41. "Getting kissed by a vampire is a pain in the neck." -- Unknown

42. "What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash." -- Unknown

Katarina Radovic/Stocksy

43. "No body won the skeleton race." -- Unknown

44. "Happy Hollow-ween." -- Unknown

45. "Halloween candy is yummy and all, but don't forget to save room for 'I scream.'" -- Unknown

Jurri Pozi

46. "No matter what costumes they wear, when the Halloween candy comes out, everyone is a goblin!" -- Unknown

47. "You are unBOOlievable." -- Unknown