OK, WE GET IT, SELENA. YOU HAVE A REALLY IMPECCABLE MOUTH.
There is one point and one point only Selena Gomez wants to get across with her "Fetish" music video, and it's that her mouth is better than yours.
I've watched this thing four times in a row now, and every time I think, "Why is there, like, no saliva?" But that is a different article.
What I want to say here is, this song HAS to be about The Weeknd.
Here is how I know.
1. He Kisses Those Lips
This song is basically an ode to lip balm, and if one person knows about Selena's mouth being super soft, it's gotta be her boo-thang.
2. He Has A Fetish For Her Love
Obviously... 'cause he's in love with her.
3. Maybe She Wrote It On A Weekend?
Nothing is impossible. If you can dream it, it can happen, you guys!
4. He Influences Her Music
Twitter has been speculating that Selena's new, amazing sound could be due to her relationship with Abel. People are saying the track sounds like something he would write for himself.
5. They 100 Percent Do Sexy Stuff Together
You guys know which lyric I'm talking about... the one where she says, "If I were you I'd do me." People are losing their damn minds considering all of the possibilities.
Take it or leave it Baby take it or leave it But I know you won't leave it 'Cause I know that you need it Look in the mirror When I look in the mirror Baby I see it clearer Why you wanna be nearer
I'm not surprised I sympathize, ah I can't deny Your appetite, ah
You got a fetish for my love I push you out and you come right back Don't see a point in blaming you If I were you, I'd do me too
Reaching your limit Say you're reaching your limit Going over your limit But I know you can't quit it Something about me Got you hooked on my body Take you over and under and twisted up like origami
Verse 3, Gucci Mane:
The way you walk, the way you talk I blame you 'cause it's all your fault Ya playin' hard, don't turn me off Ya acting hard, but I know you soft You my fetish, I'm so with it All these rumors bein' spreaded Might as well go 'head and whip it 'Cause they sayin' we already did it Call on Gucci if you ever need and I'll be South Beach in the drop top gleamin' Order diamonds, Aquafina Just need you in a blue bikini
Ya know, and so on.