LITERALLY WHO THE FUCK IS CALLING LADY GAGA FAT?
I'm about to whip out my belly rolls and rub them all over your face if you think the queen is chub.
She jumped off a building and blessed the entire audience with her presence.
It's probably a good thing I didn't have tickets or else I would have fainted right there, on live television.
But I guess not everyone was enjoying the performance BECAUSE ANNOYING, SELF-CONSCIOUS INTERNET TROLLS spent the entire 20 minutes staring at her body and judging it.
People (who have no love or hope in their lives) went to Twitter to call the "Million Reasons" singer fat and said they were "distracted by the flab on her stomach swinging around."
Let me start off by saying I would give an arm and a leg and all of my money to have a body like Lady Gaga's.
If this woman is fat, I am literally Shamu the whale.
Lady Gaga, being the confident, secure and amazing woman she is, responded to the haters on Instagram.
She posted the above photo and wrote,
GOD BLESS THIS WOMAN, but also fuck all you haters.
This is literally the reason young women have self-esteem issues and eating disorders. They leave the womb and society tells them their next step should be stepping on the scale.
Women who are strong and healthy are criticized for being "too fat" or "too thin" when in reality they are at a perfectly appropriate weight for their bodies.
Fortunately, many people did defend the 30-year-old singer on Twitter.
I mean, I honestly shouldn't be too surprised. Our education system is crumbling as I speak and this country's immigration system is already broken, so I guess a little body fat is the least of our concerns!
Either way, that shouldn't stop us from speaking up. Screw body standards and all hail Lady Gaga. That's the lesson for today, kids.
Now BRB, gonna go get butt naked and eat donuts in front of the mirror while I stare at my gut and poke at it.