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Khloé Kardashian's First Tweet Following Pregnancy Reports Is Making Fans So Confused

by Jamie LeeLo
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Hold onto your (maybe fake?) Kardashian butts! Khloé's Kardashian's first tweet following her pregnancy reports has just arrived, and it's just as abstract and confusing as everything else that's gone on this week. The world has been left in an out-and-out panic waiting for confirmation that Khloé and sister Kylie are indeed pregnant with their first babies. For now, all we can get is some super vague, very confusing quotes from Kris Jenner and some angsty tweets from Kim Kardashian.

Elite Daily reached out to Kardashian's team for comment, but did not hear back by time of publication

Just four days after reports dropped suggesting that Kylie was pregnant, Us Weekly reported that multiple sources told them Khloé has a bun in the oven as well. Lord help us. This shouldn't come as too big of a surprise, considering KoKo admitted in the Season 13 finale of Keeping Up With The Kardashians that she was no longer on birth control and that her boyfriend, professional basketball player Tristan Thompson, wants a huge family. In the episode she said,

He wants to have, like, five or six kids with me, and that's lovely. We could start at one and then grow from there. But now, knowing I'm not on birth control, it's really scary. It's like a really big step.

Not on birth control, eh? Sounds like a recipe for... I don't know... making a baby?

SPEAKING OF RECIPES (great transition, I know), Khloé just posted her first tweet since the pregnancy rumors, and wouldn't you know it, it's a damn recipe... for eggs... like... ?

I know you guys are going to want to twist her post into some conspiracy theory about how eggs are involved, which is code for making a baby, and when she says she "can't get enough!" she means like, "I'm pregnant!" but you're wrong. This is clearly just her PR team suggesting she acts normal while the world implodes around her, which means posting usual content from her website, like healthy meals.

Sigh.

Boo-thang Tristan also jumped on the ambiguous tweet-wagon, posting two eyeball emojis in a row, and that's it.

Someone, for the love of God, come throw my phone and computer off a cliff and put me out of my misery.

Meanwhile, Kim is having none of it. She has posted a series of tweets attacking the media for reporting on her family without all the facts. In her tweets, she included a few sassy GIFs and the following message,

Let me just say this…
People who supposedly work with us “confirming” details they know nothing about! Especially when we havent even communicated with them SMH

WE'RE ALL SHAKING OUR HEADS, KIM. You think you're the only person shaking your head right now?!

For now, nothing has been officially confirmed by anyone, so it's unclear if the two sisters are even actually pregnant. In the meantime, we're super happy for KoKo for finding someone who supports her the way she's always deserved.

On her relationship, she said in an interview with You Magazine,

Feeling loved and validated and secure is a huge thing. Tristan is protective of my entire family, which is beautiful. And I love that everything we do is as a union. When he speaks, it's 'us' and 'we,' and that's important because it shows that you're sharing life.

Sounds like he's going to make a great father, husband, uncle, brother-in-law, etc. one day. Fill us in soon, KoKo!

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