Last night at the 2016 MTV VMAs, Kanye West spent four minutes delivering one of his signature improvised overtures.
We all love a good meandering Kanye speech, but the real draw was the premiere of his music video for "Fade," starring chart-topping recording artist Teyana Taylor and featuring her partner, Cleveland Cavaliers shooting guard Iman Shumpert.
Between Teyana's oiled-up panty dance and the video's twist ending, we all needed a moment to unpack what we'd just witnessed.
Some fans couldn't wrap their damn minds around it.
A chosen few took one look at Teyana and resigned to a lifetime in the gym.
For the most part, everyone lost it over Yeezy's genius.
Once everyone paused for a snack break and the hype died down to a dull roar, select fans took a moment to acknowledge Teyana's early days on MTV's "My Super Sweet 16."