Let me let you in on a little trade secret of the media, folks: Writers get bored.
I know it's hard to believe, but it's true!
Today is one of those days.
And on those days, we get... this.
OH. MY. GOD. A baby's face has appeared on @carrieunderwood's knee https://t.co/qWZQsazdvV pic.twitter.com/LfpjTDai73 — The Sun (@TheSun) September 30, 2016
I know I'm ruining it by doing this, but I have to provide just a teensy bit of context.
Last Saturday, Carrie Underwood performed at Colonial Life Arena in Columbia, South Carolina as part of her Storyteller Tour.
She was standing on the stage, singing her Carrie Underwood songs, like she does, and sometimes, when people stand, their knees get a little bit wrinkly.
That's just the way skin works, people.
And unfortunately for the 33-year-old country singer, her knee skin wrinkled into kind of an unusual wrinkle.
Now, I will concede Carrie Underwood's knee wrinkle in this photo does kind of look like an ugly crying baby.
But Prince George of Cambridge? The 3-year-old son of Prince William and heir to the royal throne? Where did this come from?
Let's take another look at the side-by-side.
Nope, sorry friends, I just don't see it. That knee could be any old baby.
I could, however, get on board with the theory Kuato from "Total Recall" is trapped inside Carrie Underwood's knee.
(I don't know about you guys, but I'm ready for another reboot as long as this is the plot.)
And that's your entertainment news for the day, folks!