We Need To Talk About What's Going On With Calvin Harris
Guys, I'm deeply concerned about WTF is going on with Calvin Harris.
Ever since break-up rumors began circulating about his relationship with Taylor Swift, Calvin has seriously been off the radar.
The 32-year-old artist hasn't made much of an appearance anywhere. Taylor even took Selena Gomez as her date to the Grammys instead.
This got me thinking. What's happening with Calvin? Is he OK? Is he taking some time for himself? Is he still seeing Taylor? Is he still... alive?
Well, after further investigation, I have answers. I'm here today to tell you, yes, Calvin is alive, but something isn't right and I think we need to talk about it.
Let's start at the beginning.
The other day, Calvin added this selfie to his Snapchat story. It has a Beverly Hills filter and looks like he's riding shotgun in a car. Normal, right? Nothing too weird about this.
Instantly, things take a turn for the worst.
The next selfie is of Calvin in a mysterious room with a drawn-on mask over his face. There are fish swimming on the wallpaper in the background and "GET HIGH BABY" written in yellow.
OK... WTF?! Calvin, should we call someone?
But that's not it, you guys. The madness continues.
Calvin added ANOTHER selfie, this time with the word "WORK" on it and a drawn-on yellow mullet. OK, WHAT? Are you freaking the f*ck out right now?! Because I am.
OH, JUST WAIT. IT GETS WORSE.
Calvin then added a third selfie, this time with a pink curly hairdo and the word "GRINDIN." THIS LOOKS LIKE IT CAME STRAIGHT OUT OF A HORROR MOVIE, RIGHT?!
Has Calvin been taken over by the Devil? Are his demons talking to us instead? SPEAK TO US, CALVIN. WE CAN STILL SAVE YOU.
I'm not even sure what to do. Should we call the police? Should we Snapchat him back? Should we close our eyes, count to three and pretend this never happened?!
WHAT THE F*CKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK?
The last Snapchat Calvin sent from this series was of a mysterious chart with the words "LAB SH*T" written over it.
OMG, is Calvin being held hostage in some sort of laboratory?! Has he been kidnapped by a mad scientist?! IS HE GOING TO SURVIVE THIS?
IDK, man. I'm as scared as you are.
We will be sure to update this post with any more news we find out but for now, please put Calvin and his family in your thoughts and prayers.
If you or a loved one is suffering the same way Calvin is, please do not be afraid to reach out for help. Be safe everyone, it's a crazy world out there.