3 Zodiac Signs That'll Have The Hottest Sex On Thanksgiving
And it’s not the sign you might expect.
I think most people agree that Thanksgiving is not the sexiest holiday. But here's a fun fact: Turkey is considered an aphrodisiac. This Thanksgiving staple promotes norepinephrine production, and norepinephrine boosts sex drive, so basically, turkey makes you horny. (OK, you may not be feeling especially horny after you combine that turkey with five different types of potatoes and a boat full of gravy... but a few lucky people can chow down until the button of their jeans pops off and still be in the mood for dessert.) Some zodiac signs have the hottest sex on Thanksgiving no matter how stuffed they are, and they are seriously #blessed.
Post-Thanksgiving dinner sex is not for the faint of heart. It takes the libido of a lion, the tenacity of a tiger, and the boldness of a bear to get your turkey basted after the biggest meal of the year. Some people might pass out as soon as they enjoy their last bite of pie, but for others, the holiday festivities are only just getting started after dinner. Whether they're spending the holiday with an SO, hitting up an old high school flame, or still weighing their options, a few lucky signs have Thanksgiving sex in the cards. If you're one of these three zodiac signs, chances are that all that norepinephrine will only trigger your sexual appetite. Spoiler alert: Anyone dating a Sagittarius has a whole handful of reasons to feel thankful this season.
Aries (March 21 — April 19)
When an Aries wants something, nothing is going to stand in their way. Aries is known as one of the most sex-loving signs of the zodiac, and those born under the sign of the ram have a reputation for being DTF whenever and wherever. Even if an Aries eats three servings of mac and cheese and has their entire extended family watching football in the living room, they'll still probably find a way to pull off a quickie —not to mention, they’re charming and bold enough to find a very willing participant, even if it means scrolling through some old hometown contacts. This fire sign lives for adventures and challenges, so they'll likely find a way to make even Thanksgiving sex dangerously hot. Go get yours, Aries.
Taurus (April 20 — May 20)
It's true that Taureans are notoriously lazy. However, those born under this pleasure-seeking earth sign also happens to love sex almost as much as they love good food. For them, "having it all" is totally within the realm of possibility, and they often find a way to have their cake and eat it — or, in this case, have their turkey and get laid. That post-Thanksgiving sex may not be especially wild, seeing as Taureans are creatures of habit, but food is the way to a Taurus' heart. And, ultimately, Thanksgiving combines everything they love: cozy time spent indoors with loved ones, laughter over champagne, and annual traditions. The holiday high alone should be enough to get them in the mood, and after they get a good meal in them? A Taurus is more likely to feel turned on than ready to take a nap.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 — Dec. 21)
Likes Aries, Sagittarians are erotic adventure-seekers. For them, Thanksgiving presents the fun challenge of finding a sex position that works when everyone involved is, well, already extremely full. This air sign is always up for exploration and trying new things, and with their confidence and constant can-do attitude, anything is made possible. Sagittarians are also flexible and accommodating, so even if their partner is slipping into a food coma and too tired to move, a Sagittarius is happy to do all the work or try whatever their SO’s into. If you've ever wanted to incorporate a turkey baster or apple pie into sex, then find yourself a Sagittarius this Thanksgiving.
You should never feel bad for wanting to watch football, put away dishes, or sleep off the tryptophan rather than engage in any activity yourself on Thanksgiving. But if you're one of these three sex-loving signs, chances are that you'll somehow manage to save room for a little after-dinner treat.
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