Hugh Sitton

If These 5 Things Don't Happen During A Date, He's Probably Not Right For You

Dating, especially, in 2016 is not the most enjoyable task.  I once thought I was on the verge of carpel tunnel from 20 minutes of swiping left.

Once in a while, though, you stumble upon a worthy profile.  After some breezy text repartee, you may find yourself on a real, adult date.

*Cue overanalyzing every little detail, from if your lacy top is "trying too hard" to whether you should risk sampling his whisky when he offers, even though you know one sniff will make you gag.*

You don't want to seem high maintenance and drive away the one guy who didn't put "$());