60 First World Problems Girls Have To Deal With Every Day
Ugh, life is sooo hard...
Is it really, though, or do we just love to complain about every little thing we must do on a daily basis? It doesn't matter how big or small the situation is just as long as it allows us to bitch about it.
Is there a better way to start your Tuesday than realizing you forgot your computer at home the moment you step into the office? — Ashley Fern (@disco_infern0) November 4, 2014
First world problems are real despite how valid they seem to others. They are our problems and we will talk about them all day long if we damn well please.
So what are the typical first world problems females encounter on the reg?
1. You need to shave your legs, but it's not a hair-washing day
2. Your day is already ruined when you have to unclog the hair from your shower drain
3. The store was out of whole wheat bagels
4. ...and soy milk
5. You realize you forgot your computer the moment you arrive in the office
6. You can't afford to bring lunch to work, you can't afford to food shop
7. You have to go to work...
8. You bought salad and forgot to get dressing
9. You can't watch Netflix because too many people are using your account
10. You went into the bathroom, but forgot your phone in the bedroom
11. You got in the shower, but forgot to turn the surround sound on
12. You can't hear the television because you're eating food
13. You accidentally deleted a conversation you meant to screenshot
14. Your weed dealer isn't answering and you just smoked your last bowl
15. The bartender is ignoring you as you wave your blue Chase debit card around
16. Your like-to-minute ratio is completely off on Instagram
17. You can't get a waxing appointment in time for the weekend
18. It's a hair-washing day
19. The delivery man has arrived and you have to put on a bra
20. You're starving for snacks, but the fridge is empty
21. You don't know your friend's passcode, so you can't change the song
22. It's too cold to get out of bed because you slept with your window open
23. You need a manicure and pedicure at the same time
24. The situation requires pants
25. You ordered delivery, but fell asleep before its arrival
26. You ordered delivery and now have to wait 35-60 minutes
27. You ordered delivery and have to get up from bed to answer the door
28. You ordered delivery online and the restaurant calls to confirm
29. You ordered delivery and have to pick up the food to put it in your mouth
30. You ordered delivery and had to set up the meal yourself
31. They changed Elite Daily's interface
32. You got a UTI, but haven't had sex in over six months
33. It's Tuesday and you're already over this week
34. You need to charge your cell phone, but the charger is too far to reach from your bed
35. You have to pee, but already got in bed and turned off the lights
36. You want to hit up a booty call, but also kind of want cheese fries
37. You get your period while getting ready on a Friday night
38. You don't know if it's a scarf day or not
39. You wear endless layers, but when you step inside, you're dripping in sweat
40. You can't connect to WiFi
41. You get out of work too late to maximize Happy Hour
42. You walk halfway to work and realize you forgot to put on deodorant
43. Someone offered to buy you a tequila shot, you're allergic to tequila, but you're also broke
44. You want to go to happy hour, but also want to exercise
45. All of your makeup ran out at the same time
46. Your shampoo and conditioner didn't run out at the same time
47. Your hair tie won't go around your hair three times, but it's too loose when it's only wrapped twice
48. You have too many clothes and not enough space to put them away
49. You have liquor, but no chaser
50. You don't have any cash and have to go to a random ATM and pay the service fee
51. You're hungover and you've run out of weed
52. ...and Advil
53. You match with a hot guy on Tinder and your only mutual friends are your ex-boyfriends and hookups
54. Your laundry has been delivered, but now you must put your already-folded clothes away
55. Your dry cleaning bill costs more than your utility bill
56. The Whole Foods line is out the door
57. The Starbucks barista f*cked up your order
58. You've maxed out your credit card and there is still another week left in the month
59. You've overdrawn your account for the third time this month
60. You. Are. Pale.