Tiffany Haddish Gave Men Advice On Sexual Harassment & People Are Living For It

by Candice Jalili
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Anyone who's been paying attention to the news lately can agree on one thing: Dudes in this day and age could use a strict lesson when it comes to how to treat women respectfully. This is especially true in light of the recent sexual harassment allegations against film producer Harvey Weinstein, comedian Louis C.K., and even freaking CHUCK FROM GOSSIP GIRL, just to name a few. It seems a lot of men have forgotten how to conduct themselves appropriately. But luckily for those guys out there who may be confused about how to conduct themselves around women, especially sexually speaking, comedian Tiffany Haddish's advice for men on sexual harassment during her Saturday Night Live monologue gave some very necessary, very real advice to dudes grappling with whether or not they should whip their ding dongs out in front of women who aren't quite down for sexual relations with them.

In her monologue, Haddish, one of the stars of the movie Girls Trip, explained,

Fellas, I've got a tip for y'all. I like to call it Tiffy's Tips. It's a Tiff Tip. Listen, fellas, listen. OK? If you've got your thang thang out, and she's got all her clothes on, YOU'RE WRONG! YOU'RE IN THE WRONG! Wait 'til she takes her own clothes off. Then, pull your thang thang out. OK?

Seems pretty simple, right? Watch the hilarious video for yourself below:


If you are in a position where you find yourself naked, and the person you're with doesn't feel inclined to do the same, YOU ARE NOT RIGHT. YOU ARE WRONG. THAT IS CREEPY. PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON, GO HOME, AND THINK ABOUT THE COLOSSALLY CREEPY MISTAKE YOU JUST MADE.

Again, let's just repeat Haddish's main point a little louder for the people in the back, just in case it went over your head: "If you've got your thang thang out and she's got all her clothes on, YOU'RE WRONG! YOU'RE IN THE WRONG!"

Needless to say, everyone on Twitter were absolutely living for Haddish's real talk.

She's this woman's QUEEN.

She got a wholehearted amen and hallelujah from this lady (who's absolutely right — Haddish did slay).

Pretty much everyone is in agreement that Haddish's SNL episode is a clear indication that she's "killing it."

She may have delivered this solid piece of advice in a humorous way, but I can't help but point out how incredibly SAD it is that we live in a world where "keep it in your pants unless you're instructed otherwise" is something people have to be told to do in the first place. It's pathetic, and Haddish's advice should be common knowledge. But unfortunately, this is where we're currently at.

Besides her awesome advice to dudes across the nation, Tiffany also treated us to some other pieces of hilariously real talk throughout her entire monologue. Prepare to watch six minutes and 23 seconds of absolute hilarity while you laugh your heart out and relate to her more than you've ever related to anyone else before in your entire life (all while getting a healthy dose of her very necessary real talk).

Hopefully, all the guys out there will heed Haddish's sound advice on sexual harassment. I look forward to seeing way, way, way more of Haddish in her white Alexander McQueen gown that she hopes to be buried in one day.

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