In my experience, short of last-minute holiday shopping with your very conservative grandmother, there's no bad time to buy yourself a sex toy. Of course, if you get extra turned on by a bargain (literally me), hitting a great sale can make you feel extra good about yourself. And if you're looking for the sex toy to buy on Cyber Monday, based on your zodiac sign (duh), you, my friend, have come to the right place.
From two-player toys to low-key vibrators you can literally wear as jewelry, there is no shortage of amazing toys out there on the internet. Whether you already have a vibrant collection of nipple clips (I'm jealous) or you've never dipped your toe into the sex toy pool, learning about new innovations in sex tech can be super enlightening. And though playing with your toys can make for an incredibly fulfilling solo-mission, using toys with a partner can bring your sex life into all sorts of overdrive. Of course, it's 2019. What better way to talk about toys than through the zodiac and all its powers?
If you're wondering what to get yourself on Cyber Monday, here are the best sex toy — astrologically speaking, that is.