Even for the most seasoned daters out there, a virtual date means all bets are off. Is anyone wearing pants? Without a check to sign at the end of the night, how can you tell when the date ends? Is your heart racing from actual chemistry, or are you just panicking because your WiFi keeps cutting out? The answer to all of these questions and more: Who! Knows! Amid the confusion, each zodiac sign's FaceTime date behavior is weirdly specific.
If you're skeptical that a millennia-old astrological system can accurately predict how folks handle such a newfangled invention, don't be: Humans have had to deal with flirting and feelings forever. Adding in a screen doesn't really change much. For some signs (ahem, Leo), the virtual medium only amplifies their true selves. Scorpio and Gemini won't be deterred by the limitations of a digital date — they'll just barrel on being exactly who they are (as they should!). Capricorn's nervous energy around the strangeness of a FaceTime date will translate into an adorably nerdy vibe only they can truly pull off. And if you thought a Taurus or a Cancer would want to leave their house anyway, well, there's a lot you need to learn.