45 Pumpkin Puns For Instagram, For All Of The Punkin Queens Out There

Everywhere you turn this time of year, there's a pumpkin — pumpkin spice this, pumpkin spice that, pumpkin patches, and pumpkin pies galore. Fall should legally change its name to the season of pumpkin. Even the leaves on the trees are bringing out that beautiful hue of orange in honor of this amazing time of year. With so much pumpkin around, there's no reason why you shouldn't have a few pumpkin puns for Instagram prepped for every picture you may take.

Whether you decide to pair a pun with a foliage photo, a seasonal snap with your girl squad, a fabulous selfie in your comfy sweater, or any picture you take of the mascot of this time of year (aka, the pumpkin), you'll be winning this season in no time. Just like everyone loves pumpkin, everyone is also here for a good pun, so when you're about to post that awesome autumnal pic on Instagram and need a great caption, here are 45 pumpkin puns you can use. There's really no need to come up with one on your own, because we have you covered.

If you couldn't already tell, oh my gourd, I absolutely love pumpkins. And I know I've probably used the word "pumpkin" far too many times in this article, but this one's for you, all of my fellow punkin queens out there. Get ready to slay your Instagram game.

For Your Insta-Worthy Pumpkin Spice Latte Shots


1. "Pumpkin spice and everything nice." — Unknown

2. "Pumpkin spice and chill." — Unknown

3. "Let's spice things up." — Unknown

4. "I love pumpkin spice a latte." — Unknown

5. "Trick or treat yo' self." — Unknown

6. "I love you a latte." — Unknown

7. "Don't even chai to talk to me." — Unknown

8. "I've fallen for you." — Toni Gonzaga

9. "I've bean thinking of you a latte." — Unknown

For Your Pumpkin Pie Pics


10. "Piece out." — Unknown

11. "You want a piece of me?" — Unknown

12. "Cutie pie." — Unknown

13. "Feast your eyes on this." — Unknown

14. "I only have pies for you." — Unknown

15. "Pie love spending time with you." — Unknown

16. "Let's give 'em pumpkin to talk about." — Unknown

17. "Pumpkin pi." — Unknown

For Your Girl Squad Trip To A Pumpkin Patch

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18. "What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash." — Unknown

19. "How do you mend a broken jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!" — Unknown

20. "The smashing pumpkins." — Unknown

21. #SquashGoals." — Unknown

22. "Oh my gourd. It's already fall." — Unknown

23. "Hay there!" — Unknown

24. "Wow, you're jacked!" — Unknown

25. "Pun-kin patch!" — Unknown

For Your Creepy Jack-O-Lantern Pics


26. "Life is gourd." — Unknown

27. "I'm hollow inside." — Unknown

28. "Let's get lit." — Unknown

29. "Dear gourd!" — Unknown

30. "Carving out fun!" — Unknown

31. "Hey Jack, this really is a hollow-ween for you!" — Unknown

For All The Pumpkin Selfies You Want Your Friends To See


32. "I'm a pun king." — Unknown

33. "You're gourdgeous." — Unknown

34. "Oh my gourd, I love fall." — Unknown

35. "BOOtiful." — Unknown

36. "If you've got it, haunt it." — Rose Pressey

37. "You'll always be my boo." — Usher, Alicia Keys

38. "Don't be a basic witch." — Unknown

39. "Bow down, witches." — Unknown

For Any Photos You Got At Your Pumpkin Party


40. "Let's get smashed!" — Unknown

41. "Eat, drink, and be scary." — Unknown

42. "Creep it real." — Unknown

43. "I'm here for the boos." — Unknown

44. "More boos, please." — Unknown

45. "Hey boo, let's get sheet faced." — Unknown