27 Sexy Instagram Captions For Those Pics Where You KNOW You Look Good

You ever get a DNA test and find out that you're 100% that b*tch? Whether it's your bomb.com make-up or photo skills, your excellently curated wardrobe, or simply just your body that you want to show off, you can def keep some sexy Instagram captions on hand to let your followers know what's up.

Yes, validation via social media isn't all it's cracked up to be. A cute Insta post flopping can feel devastating, out of nowhere. And also why the app developers themselves are flirting with the idea of taking away Instagram likes. However, there is a particular kind of delight derived from the perfectly crafted thirst trap.

It's those immaculate posts where you may or may not have planned your brunch/going out/pool/music festival outfit days or weeks in advance. It's those golden moments when your BFF squatted down low to get all your angles or walked into the middle of the street to ensure your thirst-trap composition was just right. It's the weather going exactly how the forecast said it would and the sun loving your skin.

And you know what? If you're going to be an engineer of a feeling-yourself post on Instagram, you deserve a caption worthy of your exquisite work. Here are 27 sexy Instagram captions to give your homegirls life, make your crushes swoon, and make your haters fume.

For an iconic swimsuit / lingerie picture

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  • "Are you tired of my bikini pics? Good, 'cause I’m not either!"
  • "Today was cute and so am I. 💅🏾"
  • "I give 'em goosebumps every time." ("MOOD 4EVA" by Beyoncé)
  • "Taking pictures by the pool, doing things I never do. But at least I look cool." ("At Least I Look Cool" by Sasha Sloan)

The humble brag

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  • "Oh me? I’m doing just fine."
  • "Doing great, if you can’t tell."
  • "Felt cute, won't delete later. 😘"
  • "My selfie game has improved or whatever."
  • "You can’t rush perfection."

The straight flex

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  • "Wow, I’m cute!"
  • "I’m impressing myself."
  • "Outfit of the Day or Outfit of the Bae?"
  • "Adjust my hair‚ adjust my clothes, so I can get that fire post. 🔥" ("At Least I Look Cool" by Sasha Sloan)
  • "Want 100% of your attention" ("Focus" by Charli XCX)
  • "I’ve been riding my own wave. 🌊"
  • "If you think I look good, don't think. Know."
  • "Look good, look good, look grrrd." ("Tempo" by Lizzo and Missy Elliott)

For when you were out on the town

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Here's to a hot girl summer

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  • "Summer me is the best me. ☀️"
  • "This is my best summer yet. Who’s with me?"
  • "The sun was doing me favors today, clearly."
  • "Hot girl summer is in full effect. 🚨"

So now, you've got the sizzling captions. Saddle up your ring light, bribe your BFFs with iced coffee and sunshine, and get your editing apps in line. And cheers to the visual and textual masterpiece that is your next Instagram thirst trap.