25 Witty Instagram Captions, Because Throwing Salt At The Jerk Who Ghosted You Is Satisfying AF
Dating can really suck at times — especially when you realize the guy you thought you bonded with ends up being a jerk who fell off the face of the planet and ghosted you. If he doesn't want to see you again, in my opinion, a guy should grow a backbone and tell you. But of course, ghosts are spineless, so it totally makes sense. We know revenge tastes best with a whole lot of salt thrown into the mix, which is why it's best to show the dude who disappeared how much you really don't care. Posting a killer selfie with witty Instagram captions that'll instantly throw some salt at the jerk will make you feel so much better.
You don't have time to worry about that loser anymore, so we've done all the work for you and found these 25 witty captions you can use. Use them on any awesome pictures of you moving on and up. You can now show the jerk that you couldn't care less. For real, who has time to think about ghosts? After all, he's totally dead to you anyway. So, don't forget to turn on the flash for these pics you take, because it's about to get real shady over here. Dude, you're really going to regret not responding, and to that we say, "Sorry, not sorry."
1. "People who have done you wrong will always think your posts are about them." — Unknown
2. "I'm moving forward in life. Only way I'm looking back is if it's my ass in the mirror." — Rihanna
3. "If you show me you don't give a f*ck. I'll show you that I'm better at it." — Unknown
4. "It's super fun forgetting all about you." — Phoebe Ryan
5. "Sorry, I ain't sorry... I ain't thinking bout you." — Beyoncé, "Sorry"
6. "It's OK if you don't like me. Not everyone has good taste." — Unknown
7. "Thank God you blew it." — Beyoncé, "Best Thing I Never Had"
8. "What's a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful." — Unknown
9. "I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and too hot for you." — Unknown
10. "Now payback is a bad b*tch. And baby, I'm the baddest. You f*ckin' with a savage." — Demi Lovato, "Sorry Not Sorry"
11. "Sweetie, if you're going to be tow faced, at least make one of them pretty." — Marilyn Monroe
12. "Listen, I'm a nice person. So if I'm a b*tch to you, you need to ask yourself why." — Unknown
13. "If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring." — Unknown
14. "Too glam to give a damn." — Unknown
15. "My mascara's too expensive to cry over stupid boys like you." — Unknown
16. "Baby, I'm sorry (I'm not sorry). Being so bad got me feeling so good." — Demi Lovato, "Sorry Not Sorry"
17. "Honey, I rose up from the dead. I do it all the time." — Taylor Swift, "Look What You Made Me Do"
18. "If karma doesn't hit you, I gladly will." — Unknown
19. "You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo." — Unknown
20. "I'm not searching for my other because I'm not a half." — Unknown
21. "You don't deserve my tears. I guess that's why they ain't there." — Beyoncé, "Best Thing I Never Had"
22. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got five fingers and the middle one's for you." — Unknown
23. "I googled 'who gives a f*ck?' My name wasn't in the search results." — Unknown
24. "A wise woman once said, 'f*ck this shit,' and she lived happily ever after." — Unknown
25. "Treat me like a queen and I'll treat you like a king. Treat me like a game, and I'll show you how it's played." — Unknown