If you've watched Schitt's Creek, then you know it's full of profound advice. David is your go-to guy for artisanal soaps and haute couture. Alexis can tell you how to escape from Somali pirates, negotiate in Arabic, and beat a Ugandan diamond smuggler at pool. Johnny is the king at building (and rebuilding) financial empires. And of course, Moira is the expert on wigs, theater, and raising bébés. But throughout its six seasons, the series might have taught you more about love than you even realized. I've rounded up the best Schitt's Creek quotes on dating, relationships, and sex, and IMO, they actually make a lot of sense.
When the Roses first moved to Schitt's Creek, I think it's fair to say David and Alexis didn't have a ton of experience in the realm of love (besides Alexis' many tumultuous affairs and David's sexual awakening on Birthright). However, through their experiences — and through their parents' surprisingly functional marriage — the siblings learned how to care for people other than themselves, and I truly loved that journey for them. Even if Alexis will always be a little bit single (even when she's not), she and the Rose family offered plenty of worthwhile advice on matters of the heart, and these quotes are simply the best.