In the past week, I'm sure you've seen "First Day Of School" pictures popping up online.
He bears the face of a broken man.
The Imgur post bore the caption, "I don't give a damn about your kids going back to school!"
That is an extremely grumpy thing to say, but I'll give him a break. His office looks like a stereotype of capitalist gray misery.
Yes, if you're still a person who has summer vacations, do yourself a favor and really treasure them.
Because, one day, you will be thrust into the adult world and you'll have to get a job. And it's a job you have to go to every week for the foreseeable future.
At this point in my life (and most people's lives), summer means little more than "it's hot outside."
By the way, 3,149 days works out to around eight and a half years.
That's eight and a half years of that gray office misery.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to work.