Cuba Gooding Jr. Dropped An 'American Horror Story' Hint And We Have Questions
Cuba Gooding Jr. compliments “American Horror Story” the way your mom complimented you in high school: You knew she loved you, but you always left feeling vaguely insulted.
In a pre-Emmys interview with Vanity Fair on Saturday, the “AHS” season six, aka “My Roanoke Nightmare,” star said of the show's first season,
Uh, OK. So… he didn't like it, then? Or — wait, no — it's a clue!
The Oscar winner continued,
Considering most of us yell, “Motherfucking Cuba Gooding Jr.” any time literally anything, big or small, occurs, ol' Cub's claims seem pretty well-founded. That does sound like us.
Vanity Fair postulated the 48-year-old was hinting at a season with multiple chapters. This theory would make room for not only Roanoke, but also for the Charles Manson theme and perhaps a few of the other concepts visited in the 20-plus promos for season six.
Other than this vague promise our brains would explode and ruin our perfectly good walls, Cuba had no more information to share.
Citing his co-star André Holland, Cuba insisted,
All right, fine. We'll leave you alone for now.
In the meantime…
TAISSA, COME BACK. THERE'S STILL TIME. TAISSAAAAAAAA!!!