Orlando Bloom Warned Miranda Kerr About Those Nude Paddle Boarding Photos


Friends, the time has come to talk about Orlando Bloom's penis again. *Whoops with excitement*

You know, those photos of him paddle boarding with Katy Perry wearing no more than shades and a cap for no apparent reason.

Here's one to jog your memory.

Oh my. Look at that posture. So proud; so majestic.

The pictures were taken as the couple vacationed in Sardinia, Italy, earlier this summer, and you're damn right they got everyone human on the planet hot under the collar.

Well, it turns out Bloom gave a kind of sweet warning to ex wife Miranda Kerr before those photos went global.

Speaking to KIIS FM's Kyle and Jackie O on Tuesday, she said,

He wasn't thinking, Miranda, and that's the beauty of it.

Orlando and Miranda were married for three years before divorcing in 2013. Earlier this summer, Miranda got engaged to Snapchat founder Evan Spiegel.

Citations: Miranda Kerr on Orlando Bloom's Nude Paddleboarding Photos: 'What Were You Thinking?' (PEOPLE)