There Are More NSFW Photos Of Orlando Bloom's Penis
Orlando Bloom is flying free in the wind and feelin' better than ever!
The 39-year-old actor went paddle boarding with girlfriend Katy Perry and let it all hang out. Literally, all of it. The man was completely naked and showed off his junk like nobody's business.
When outlets first reported on the ~breaking news~, we only had this mediocre censored pic of Orlando Bloom's penis.
BUT DON'T WORRY, YOU GUYS! Now we have the full thing! I'm warning you, you're about to stare straight into the face of Orlando Bloom's peen.
This is not censored. I repeat, HIS DICK IS OUT. HIS DICK IS FREE.
All right, ready for it? Deep breaths. You got this.
"BABY, YOU'RE A FIREWORK. Come on, show 'em what you're worth."
"Make 'em go, 'Aah, aah, aah,' as you shoot across the sky-y-y..."
For real, though, his dick is definitely sunburnt after this shit.
I'm not the only one freaking out about this pic. Twitter is losing it, obviously.
Happy hump day, everyone! Love me, Orlando Bloom's penis and a very happy Katy Perry.