Let's just stop pretending, right up top.
Now, let's consider how nameless and, in some cases, faceless these teen models generally are.
Consider, on the other hand, how consistently outspoken Scott is about everything but the details of these trysts.
One of Scott's rumored young flings spoke to In Touch about her relationship with the “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” regular, because why the hell not? Speak, Bella girl. Speak freely.
Bella Banos, the 20-year-old model Scott allegedly flew down to Costa Rica and hid away in a hotel during a family vacation with Kris Jenner and Kourt, recently told the site she and 33-year-old Scott have already exchanged I-Love-Yous.
Scott reportedly left Costa Rica for Miami after a fight with Kris that, let's face it, likely had to do with the barely legal model stowed away in a neighboring hotel. He jetted to Miami where a new cache of exceptionally young women awaited him.
Before you start in with a chorus of, “Oh, honey,” remember some of the wondrous fabrications you believed when you were 20 years old.
I'm only just starting to wonder whether bagels aren't actually good for me, so give Bella a break.
She is very young, pretty bold for speaking out about someone with such an infamous persona and, frankly, very beautiful for someone whose last name might mean "bathrooms."
Scott is a grown-ass, child-rearing, beard-growing man. This one's on him.