There was a period when the 33-year-old was dating 18-year-old girls and partying his face off, but even when times were dark, Kourtney was hiding in the corner to remind him, "Bitch, I have your babies."
WELP, I'm happy to report their on-again-off-again relationship is officially back on! Praise be the Lord.
Kourt and Scott's first adventure as a couple was going to Disneyland to celebrate Mason's and Reign's birthdays. Romantic!
Both boys were born on the same day, even though they're five years apart.
Doesn't that suck? If my brother and I were born on the same day, I'd be pissed. Sorry bro, we ain't splitting a cake. Go get your own.
The Disick family made their way to Anaheim, California on Wednesday to chill with Mickey Mouse and the gang. Kris Jenner came, too, because Grandma wants to wear Minnie Mouse ears and make lots of memories.
She obviously brought Corey Gamble. I mean, how would he survive on his own?
The paparazzi took a lot of cute pics of the family together, like the one below, where Scott Disick looks dead inside.
Here's another precious moment captured on camera. Scott is having so much fun!
Let me be real for a sec -- it's nice to know Kourtney Kardashian and her man are going strong.
The couple is reportedly back together for the sake of their children, so it's cute to see them celebrate their sons' birthdays together... even if Scott hates every minute of his life.
Fans who happened to be at Disneyland the same day as the Disicks decided to spend their time stalking the family.
No judgement! If I was there, I wouldn't have left until I got a good sniff of Scott Disick's hair. I bet he uses great shampoo.
Happy birthday, Mason and Reign!