Kardashians Blamed For 'Hexing' Destroyed Brothel Where Lamar Overdosed
Just in time for Halloween, things are getting really spooky for brothel owner Dennis Hof.
The fire started nearby as a controlled burn set by the state of Nevada, but it got out of control and tore down the three-story mansion, which was called Love Ranch South.
The one year anniversary of Lamar Odom's overdose in a Nevada brothel got really creepy fo… https://t.co/KgkCIAsQlN pic.twitter.com/2gkGglmeZg — #accrafm (@Accra1005fm) October 15, 2016
Hof is a man who does not believe in coincidences.
According to TMZ, Hof blames Khloé Kardashian and her entire family for putting a hex on him.
Really? How could these ladies put a curse on anyone?
But, the timing does make you think.
Last year, Odom fell unconscious at Love Ranch South after four nights of hard partying with drugs and hookers.
He ended up in a hospital for three months and was put on life support following that $75,000 weekend.
Khloé stayed by his side for that entire period, despite the fact that the two of them were in the middle of getting divorced.
The brothel owner is so suspicious of this "curse" that he already made plans to be on a remote island this time next year, as far away from Nevada and the Kardashians as possible.
I guess he'd rather be safe than sorry.
For real, though, if Khloé were to put a curse on anyone, it would probably be Donald Trump.
This week, we learned the presidential candidate had nothing nice to say about Khloé when she was on his show, "Celebrity Apprentice," in 2009.
Trump made rude comments about her appearance off-camera, and people who worked on the show recalled what he had said:
He basically wanted to just get rid of her. He called her a 'piglet.' [Trump asked:] 'What is this? We can't even get the hot one?' [...] Why don't we fire Khloé? She is a fat piglet. Why did we get the ugly Kardashian?
He reportedly fired her from the show because he simply didn't like the fact she had a DUI.
Honestly, I feel like we'd all be thankful if Khloé somehow used her hexing powers to sabotage Donald Trump's campaign, even though he's already doing a pretty great job of that himself.
Get on it, Khloé!