What Your Pajamas Say About Your Sex Life
Believe it or not, so much about our sleeping patterns can reveal what kind of lover we are.
Messy? Simple? On your backs? On the floor? All of these sleep styles can relate to what kind of sex you prefer and usually have.
Well, the same goes for what kind of pajamas you wear to bed.
Arguably, a person is at their most vulnerable state when they are either asleep or having sex. So it makes sense that what you choose to wear to bed reflects your personal bone-town style preferences.
Here is exactly what your choice of PJs says about your sex life:
Your boyfriend's T-shirt
You stick to the classics: missionary, reverse cowgirl and doggy style. If a 15-year-old boy has heard about it, you can nail it (pun intended).
Why reinvent the wheel when you know your boyfriend's T-shirt and always being on top feels the best? Don't fix what isn't broken.
Sports bra and undies
Sexy. Comfortable. Reliable. And a little bit luxurious.
Just like Kendall Jenner and her signature Calvin Klein underwear, you also have a signature move in bed that you always pull during sexy time. They don't call you "Theresa Three Hands" for nothing.
Whatever it is, you love it, and you know your partner will love it, too.
You do not front and you do not lie: You're a freak in bed and you don't care who knows it.
You'll try anything once and never judge somebody based on their kinky preferences or fetishes. If you find something that is physically possible to stick in, about or around your body, you're all for it.
Classic tank top and shorts
It's not that you're prude. You just like to stick with what you know. Maybe you're the type of person who only sleeps with one person for long periods of time, and can have a hard time being intimate with new people.
And even though sex is just like riding a bike, some new bikes come with gear changes, backwards breaks and crazy wheels that might take some getting used to for you.
However, once you're comfortable with the upgrade, you'll ride that baby until it breaks.
You sensual goddess you.
You're the type of person who LOVES eye contact in bed, as a meaningful connection is what you find most important in good sex.
Other key ingredients for your sex life likely include lots of post-coitus talking, showering together and falling asleep touching.
You're a no-muss, no-fuss kind of gal.
Forget the foreplay, and let's get straight to the point. P in V, P in B, V on V or bust.
You're a reliable love maker in that you're a problem solver. You won't be satisfied unless your partner is.
You'll try anything once, and that's why people love you.
You aren't selfish, but won't do anybody any favors if you aren't having a good time either. You're also (obviously) into being naked, so you work to find new ways to surprise your partner that are different from strictly dropping trow behind closed doors.
Whatever your sleeping type, own it. It looks damn good on you.