WTF Item Of The Week: Oil Specially Designed For Your 'Furry' Parts

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Hey ladies, your pubic hair is tired of playing second fiddle to your deeply-conditioned head.

Thought you and your vagina had a pretty great long-standing relationship, did you? Think you've done your best to groom your lady flower, even though no one's visited in quite a while?

Think again. You might trim diligently and spend way too much money at Victoria's Secret semi-annual sales, but you've still yet to really show your bush the love it deserves -- at least, according to the makers of Fur Oil.

Yes, even the name is mildly insulting.

Fur Oil, a "unique blend" of grape seed, jojoba, tea tree and clary sage seed oils, softens pubic hair and thwarts any ingrown stubble. The directions advise liberally applying the oil to clean pubes, which probably means take a shower and masturbate to "Feeling Myself."

Whether you're a wild coochie queen or rock a baldy downstairs, there's a solid week (or two) of unsightly peach fuzz that would apparently like some extra conditioning too, please.

Come on, why wouldn't you want this $40 (75ml) bottle of sh*t you can buy at Whole Foods?

You can use it on your face, too. Yep, just in time for No-Shave November because you've got to keep your beard up top happy, too.