In lieu of all these celeb nudies, it's only fair to bring back full frontal because we have to remember what's really important in life.
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Here are the 20 most impressive, commendable celebrity bulges. You're welcome.
1. Ryan Gosling toughens up
...For his role in "Place Beyond the Pines."
2. Zac Efron doesn't break a sweat
Even Dave Franco can't help but stare.
3. Jon Hamm goes balls to the walls
We're mad about him.
4. David Beckham running, in his underwear, on replay
Good morning. You're welcome.
5. Alex Pettyfer isn't playing around
Alex Pettyfer is pretty popular around these parts (if you know what we're saying). We can't wait to see what magic he's up to in the "Magic Mike" sequel.
6. We're excited to see you too, Jake
Gyllenhaal is having an absolute ball.
7. Stephen Colletti come and get it
8. Kellan Lutz is the perfect human
Someone get this guy another movie franchise.
9. 007 Daniel Craig is packing heat
Dame Judy Dench said of her "007" co-star, "It’s an absolute monster." And she's a lady.
10. Michael Fassbender gets in his own way
No shame. Free full frontal.
11. Superman likes it tight
There's nothing more aerodynamic than a big bulge.
12. Harry Styles only needs this one direction
We knew it wasn't the music that was making millions of girls scream.
13. Taylor Lautner confirms why Robert Pattinson was always so pissy
Team Edward who?
14. The US Olympic Swim Team are clear winners
They've got a lot to feel excited about.
15. Liam Neeson is going strong
Solid performance all around.
16. Justin Theroux makes us break a sweat(pant)
The only man to ever pull off a grey sweatsuit.
17. Cristiano Ronaldo knows how to play ball
Sorry. We just died.
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