The Bulge Is Back: 18 Of The Most Impressive Celebrity Bulges (Photos)

In lieu of all these celeb nudies, it's only fair to bring back full frontal because we have to remember what's really important in life.

And unlike NSFW controversial nudie pics, these are 100 percent fair-trade. Gaze on, they're cruelty-free.

Here are the 20 most impressive, commendable celebrity bulges. You're welcome.

1. Ryan Gosling toughens up

...For his role in "Place Beyond the Pines."

2. Zac Efron doesn't break a sweat

Even Dave Franco can't help but stare.

3. Jon Hamm goes balls to the walls

We're mad about him.

4. David Beckham running, in his underwear, on replay

Good morning. You're welcome.

5. Alex Pettyfer isn't playing around

Alex Pettyfer is pretty popular around these parts (if you know what we're saying). We can't wait to see what magic he's up to in the "Magic Mike" sequel.

6. We're excited to see you too, Jake

Gyllenhaal is having an absolute ball.

7. Stephen Colletti come and get it

We we're wondering what he's been up to.

8. Kellan Lutz is the perfect human

Someone get this guy another movie franchise.

9. 007 Daniel Craig is packing heat

Dame Judy Dench said of her "007" co-star, "It’s an absolute monster." And she's a lady.

10. Michael Fassbender gets in his own way

No shame. Free full frontal.

11. Superman likes it tight

There's nothing more aerodynamic than a big bulge.

12. Harry Styles only needs this one direction

We knew it wasn't the music that was making millions of girls scream.

13. Taylor Lautner confirms why Robert Pattinson was always so pissy

Team Edward who?

14. The US Olympic Swim Team are clear winners

They've got a lot to feel excited about.

15. Liam Neeson is going strong

Solid performance all around.

16. Justin Theroux makes us break a sweat(pant)

The only man to ever pull off a grey sweatsuit.

17. Cristiano Ronaldo knows how to play ball

......

Sorry. We just died.

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