Being fluent in sarcasm is a talent not everyone is blessed with, but if you are, it's probably the greatest trait you can possess.
It serves as the perfect defense mechanism, and it certainly comes in handy when f*cking with people.
But where it comes most in handy is in the social sense, especially dating.
I mean if you really think about it, the only way to flirt with someone without being cheesy is with sarcasm.
Women who frequently take a sarcastic tone don't really care about what others have to say.
Instead, they are focused on their interpretation of whatever situation they are currently in.
It's a huge indication of intelligence, and honestly, isn't that one of the best traits to look for in a partner?
So why exactly do sarcastic women absolutely kill it when it comes to flirting, dating and partying?
1. They always think on their toes
It's 2015, and every conversation takes place over texting.
There is nothing worse than someone who takes hours to respond due to the sheer fact that he or she can't think of WTF to say.
You never have to worry about that with a sarcastic girl. In fact, she will respond immediately, and you won't be able to resist the conversation.
2. Their conversation skills are on point
There are no such things as lulls in the conversation when it comes to chatting it up with sarcastic women.
Please -- they would abandon that conversation immediately if it ever reached that point.
3. They always keep you guessing
You never really know what's going on inside a sarcastic girl's mind. Is she f*cking with you? Is she being sincere?
The world may never know, but regardless, you'll always be entertained.
4. They're clearly smart
If a sarcastic girl is dating you, then you know you've made it.
These women never settle, and if you're the one she chose, then you better believe you're the cream of the crop.
5. They may make you laugh or cry — but they'll always make you think
Sure, you may have just gone through a roller coaster of emotions, but how much f*cking fun did you just have? It's okay -- you don't have to answer that. Go wipe the tears off your face.
6. They will always make fun of people with you
Some significant others will call you a dick and give you sh*t for ripping on other people.
Your sarcastic girl will be right beside you, giving your insults a run for their money.
7. They don't give a f*ck
You don't like something a sarcastic girl is doing?
She will shut you up right then and there and leave you standing there stupid for even thinking you could mess with her. It's okay. Just walk it off -- she doesn't really give a f*ck...
8. They always keep the conversation interesting
There is no boring crap coming up in conversation when you're talking with a sarcastic girl.
She always has something interesting to say, and if not, the situation you're in will create material to work with.
Sarcastic women work with what they have around them, which is why their lives are always so exciting.
9. Their confidence is contagious
If you aren't the most confident of people, it doesn't matter because once you're dating a sarcastic girl, her confidence will become your own.
It's beyond impossible to not catch the vibes she's giving off, and it's even more impossible to not want to embrace them and make them your own.
10. It's the most old school way of flirting
When we were younger, we were told you know someone likes you if he or she is mean to you.
Sarcasm is basically an intellectual way of insulting people while also laughing with them.
11. It's a surefire win
When you have an entertaining person by your side at all times, there really is no losing.
She will throw you into situations you never thought you'd be in, and from the unfamiliar comes the greatest success.
12. It's a great way to weed out the idiots
If a guy can't handle the sarcasm, this girl already knows she isn't wasting her time on him.
And isn't this better to figure out early in the game?
13. They're always pushing their limits
And encouraging you to push yours!
14. They can drink anyone under the table
Yes you. And you. And most definitely you over there.
15. They always rise to the challenge
In fact, they will outdo you in ways you didn't even fathom when you challenged them.
16. They can't be beat
You can try all you want, but let's be honest -- you're never going to win.
17. They're not afraid of anything
They thrive in the typical fearful situations. This is what has turned them into the smart and witty people they are today.
18. They don't settle for being second best
Don't ever try to put a sarcastic girl on the back burner -- she does not belong there and will come back at you full throttle.
19. They're never outdone
You can try your hardest, but a sarcastic girl always has a trick up her sleeve.
20. They're the person everyone wants to be
Everyone wishes he or she could exude the confidence a sarcastic girl possesses.
21. They're the person everyone wants to date
Your plus one is guaranteed to make everyone else in the room fill with envy.