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Do Girls Actually Have Wet Dreams? (Video)

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We don't just dream of a big package; we dream of the whole package.

When guys ask if women have wet dreams, I'm astonished. Like yes, is it that hard to believe our pretty little brains create something hot while we're sleeping and our vaginas create liquid to prove it?

Asking if female wet dreams are real is the equivalent of asking if climate change exists. It's nature's way and it's beyond oblivious to think it doesn't happen. No, we might not get morning wood or shoot out Charlotte's web onto our sheets but we come up with some crazy shit while we're sleeping.

From what I hear, a guy's wet dream is pretty simple. It's a girl (or maybe two) with big boobs and a silly reason to suck you off. Us women need much more than that. We need a guy to approach us in our dream who is sexy but sweet; demanding but considerate; wild but rich.

From the women we interviewed, it's clear that role playing plays a serious role in our wet dreams. Whether it's the courageous warrior, the rough construction worker or the zitty pizza guy, we like a man in uniform.

He needs to be giving us what we want too. We want seduction in the form of kisses AND Broadway tickets. They need to have nice pecs AND a sense of humor. And if you're saying this man doesn't exist, tell that to our subconscious.

My version of a wet dream? A man, whose body is made for cuddling and carrying my bags, gets down on his knee to propose. When he opens up the box there is a puppy with the ring tied on his collar. After I say yes, he goes down on me as I go down on a platter of mac and cheese and chicken fingers. The dog is fine, he's off playing in a big yard and doesn't touch any of my food or my man.

Generation whY is back with its six season to ask you to make our wet dreams a reality!

Special Thanks to Lot 45

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