The Best Voltaire Quotes That Perfectly Describe Our Everyday Lives


Happy Birthday to François-Marie Arouet (or Voltaire, to you)! The French Enlightenment writer, historian and philosopher would have been 319 years old, and yet his famous sayings are still applicable to the world we live in today.

Like the very witty Oscar Wilde, Voltaire was an exceptionally versatile writer with a lot to say.

What are you waiting for? Enlighten yourselves with Mr. Enlightenment himself!

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