We Are All These Two Rats Fighting Over A Slice Of Pizza (Video)

It is becoming increasingly apparent why the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles loved pizza so much. Master Splinter clearly fed the heroes nothing but hot, saucy 'za due to his own personal obsession with the dish.

A few weeks after Pizza Rat took Manhattan, nay, the world, by storm, a video of two rats fighting over a slice on the tracks of the subway hit the Web.

Hot tip for the winning rat: If the pizza tastes a bit too cold, toss it on the third rail for a couple minutes.

Citations: Two Rats Fight Over A Slice of Pizza (TMZ)