Little Girl Wears 'Cock Ring' As Bracelet, Is So Excited To Show It Off To Everyone
Sure, we all make mistakes. But for one 20-year-old, a night of fun sex with his girlfriend ended up being a hilarious nightmare.
Ben Lauder left his cock ring on his girlfriend Amy-Jade's nightstand, only to find it did NOT end up in a safe, secure place for more fun later on.
Instead, it ended up around his girlfriend's young niece's wrist.
After leaving work one evening, Ben received a text message from 18-year-old Amy-Jade, which said, "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!"
He said, "I just replied asking 'What?' and I was trying to think what I'd done wrong now. I was not expecting to get that at all, when the picture came through I just couldn't believe it."
Amy-Jade then sent Ben a photo of her adorable 2-year-old niece Macy wearing the cock ring like a bracelet and showing it off to everyone.
Amy-Jade said, "I was sat on the sofa and Macy had been talking about a new watch and kept going on about her new pink bracelet and I was like 'What is she talking about?' then I looked and I just couldn't believe it."
Of course, Amy-Jade knew exactly what "the watch" was and snagged it off Macy immediately to stash in a new, BETTER hiding place. However, the damage was already done.
She said, "I found the whole thing so funny right away but it was so awkward explaining what had happened. My mum kept asking what it was but I just told her she doesn't want to know."
At first, Ben was understandably worried about seeing Amy-Jade's family again, but thankfully, everyone's senses of humor had kept the peace.
He explained, "Amy-Jade and I both have the same sense of humor. It keeps stuff interesting and I think it keeps our relationship healthy."
Macy, however, didn't exactly take her bracelet being taken away from her lightly. According to Amy-Jade, she kept crying and digging through her drawers trying to find it.
The adorable (I guess???) photo has since been shared about 1,400 times.
Citations: Girl wears penis ring like a bracelet after aunty's boyfriend left it out Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/03/girl-wears-penis-ring-like-a-bracelet-after-auntys-boyfriend-left-it-out-6550453/#ixzz4dCImwOl6 (Metro.co.uk)