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This Girl Just Used A Huge Dildo For Fixing A Car Dent

You can get a ton of use out of a girthy dildo. Aside from pleasure, a good silicone penis can be used as a supplement in sword fighting, stirring pots of soup and now, car repairs.

Yep, that's right.

A new video circulating the internet is proving that if your vehicle needs fixing, skip the shop and opt for purchasing a fake dong instead (just make sure it has a suction cup on the end).

In the footage that originated on Twitter, user @_ITGay is seen looking at a rather massive dent to what we assume to be her black car.

With a cigarette in dangling out of her mouth and an alarmingly massive black dildo in her hand, the girl approaches the car as confident as ever.

Who needs to waste money on body work when you've got your handy, dandy dildo to get the job done?

After attaching the suctioned end to the huge dent, a few twists and turns and... magic.

The girl pulls back on the dildo, bringing the dent with her and magically smoothing out the car door to its natural state.

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Oh, and she did it all in 16 seconds. Guys are premature ejaculating around the world in the same amount of time that this girl is restoring an automobile to its rightful state.

We should all take a page from her innovativeness, even if it means carrying a dildo with us at all times.

Dildos are about to be in high demand.

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Apparently, this girl isn't the first person to utilize a dildo's suction cup capabilities when it comes to reversing minor automobile damage.

A video from 2016 shows a French woman using the same tactic (albeit, not in 16 seconds) that proves to be just as effective.

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Sources can't confirm why either of these women were randomly carrying dildos around, or if they regularly lay adjacent to their eyeliner and concealer in their purses.

All I know is that I just discovered my favorite new item for my toolbox.

Citations: Watch This Woman Fix A Car Dent — Using A Dildo (Refinery29), Watch This Genius Woman Pop a Car Dent Out Using a Dildo (Cosmpolitan)