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50 Things On Amazon Shady AF People Will Love — & They're All Under $25

Because sometimes it’s fun to feel like a private eye...

by Shayna Murphy
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Whether it's nosy neighbors or snooping family members, keeping folks from creeping up in your business can be crucial. That's why these products for shady people are so genius; they're designed to conceal virtually anything. From hidden safes to webcam covers, these products are shady AF — but they'll keep you from ever getting found out, too. Because honestly, who doesn't want to be a little shady every once in a while?

01
This Blackout Window Film That Keeps Rooms Dark & Extra Cool

PSA: I’m going to let you in on the secret that is this blackout light-blocking film that is a must-have for privacy in the comfort of your own home. With a front-facing white exterior and black foam surface facing the inside of your home, this cling film will not only keep you concealed but also level up mid-day naps by a lot. Plus, it comes in tons of different size options so everyone can get a piece of the pie. You’re welcome.

02
A Book Of Life Skills That You Should Probably Not Know How To Do

From beating a lie detector test to making moonshine, this book teaches you basic life skills that maybe you shouldn't know. As one reviewer puts it: "Fun read but you should probably think 2 or 3 times before trying some of this stuff."

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An Undercover Wallet That'll Keep Your Cash Totally Secure

If you need to keep your cash, passport, or other important valuables as close to you, there’s no better wallet option than this hidden bra wallet. Yes, you read that right — this wallet literally secures to your bra so even the most skilled pickpocketers can’t get to it. Plus, you’ll get lost-and-found recovery tags with your wallet, so you can maintain the utmost peace of mind while traveling.

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The Actual Official C.I.A. Manual Of Trickery And Deception

This is not a novel — it really is the once-top-secret training manual for CIA field agents. It was written by John Mulholland, a famous magician who was hired by the CIA to write manuals on sleight of hand and covert communication techniques to help deployed agents fight back against the Communists during the 1950s. After having been thought to be lost forever — possibly destroyed along with other top-secret documents — this manual was rediscovered and released to the public by retired CIA official Bob Wallace and historian H. Keith Melton. Peter Earnest, Executive Director of the International Spy Museum called this book “an enchanting account of espionage and wizardry."

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These Motion Sensor Lights You Can Install Practically Anywhere

There’s no need for any complicated wiring when installing these LED puck lights, as each one is powered using three AAA batteries (which are not included). A built-in motion sensor prevents them from turning on when no one is around in order to help preserve the battery life — and each order also includes double-sided adhesive, making it easy to stick them practically anywhere.

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This Easy-To-Install Drawer Adds Storage To Your Desk

If your desk is running out of storage space, consider taking a look at this drawer. It attaches to the underside of your desk using double-sided adhesive (which comes included), so there’s no need for any drilling in order to set it up. Plus, the roomy interior gives you ample room to keep office supplies, headphones, cutlery, or nearly any other small item.

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This Heavy-Duty Safe For When You Mean Real Business

Some lock boxes are made to throw off would-be snoops. Others, like this personal safe from Master Lock, are just heavy-duty safes that'll keep your most valuable possessions and documents super secure. With more than 1,700 positive reviews on Amazon, this small waterproof safe is a terrific choice to secure sensitive items and materials. It can be fixed to an object using a cable and you can set your own four-digit combination to the safe so no matter what, no one is getting in unless you want them to.

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A Storage Pouch You Can Conceal Under The Clothes In Your Closet

Great for use in your home or while traveling, this secret pocket hangs from any standard hanger to hide valuables under your clothing. It has a wide opening for documents and folders, a smaller inner pocket for cash or jewelry, and zips closed to conceal it all.

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A Tactical Pen That Can Write & Keep You Safe

This tactical pen not only gives you ink to jot down notes during a meeting, but can also break glass, open bottles, and turn into a flashlight. Made from aircraft-grade aluminum, this pen will last you forever and act as the perfect multipurpose tool for everyday tasks and self defense. Plus, it comes with three extra ink cartridges, four battery sets, and access to online training, so you can learn to get the most out of your new tool.

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An Ink Roller That Hides Sensitive Information

Easily cover up sensitive or private information with this ink roller that leaves a jumbled trail of letters and numbers behind. It measures just over 2 inches wide (perfect for covering large areas in a short amount of time) and papers can still be recycled after use. Plus, you’ll get three ink refills with the roller to last a long time.

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A Collapsible Solar Lantern With A Built-In Phone Charger

Great for camping or having on hand for emergencies, this solar-powered lantern boasts a collapsible design that’s easy to store and a handy phone charger on the bottom for necessary power-ups. It has three lighting modes — high, low, and SOS — and can be charged via the sun or USB. It can even withstand rain and splashes if you get caught in bad weather.

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A Door Lock You Can Take Anywhere You Go

Add extra security to your hotel room, AirBnB, dorm, or own home with this portable door lock. This works on most hinged doors that swing inwards and is so easy to install — it doesn’t require any tools and takes just a minute or so. This lock has 4.5-stars on Amazon and over 10,000 reviews, so you know it works well.

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This Car Seat Gap Organizer That Keeps Everything At An Easy Reach

Instead of scrambling to find your phone while at a red light, keep it from falling to the floor in the first place with this car seat gap organizer. This pack comes with two so you have one to put on the side of both front seats. The vegan leather compartments slide right into each gap and come with foam wedges to make them fit even more securely. They have enough space to hold your phone, wallet, keys, and any extras that have tagged along for the ride.

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A Diversion Box In The One Place No One Will Ever Think To Look

Keep your most precious possessions on total and utter lockdown with this box. On the surface, it looks like a regular old dictionary, and that's part of its genius. In truth, this is a diversion safe and comes with a lock and key, so your most important valuables will stay secure no matter where you go. This has enough room for cash, credit cards, and other essential documents.

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A Fingerprint Padlock For The Ultimate In Security

This state-of-the-art fingerprint padlock will make you feel like you're living in the year 3021. Powered by a lithium battery, that you can recharge with a USB cable, it can be used for about on year on one charge. It supports up to 15 fingerprints, so you can share it with your partner in crime (so to speak).

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This Leakproof Trash Can For Your Car

To quickly hide any mess you may have left behind, make sure this car trash can is always strapped onto your console, headrest, or side door. Its walls are double reinforced and its lid closes magnetically to make sure that no crumbs or spills make their way out and reach your clean seats. And it comes with 20 trash bags so you can easily empty it when it fills up.

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These Stainless Steel Tumblers That Maintain The Temperature Of Your Drink

If you find yourself out of the house for much longer than you anticipated becasue of whatever antics you’re up to, these stainless steel tumblers will make it easy to keep your coffee at the same temperature it was as when the adventure started. It’s triple-insulated to keep drinks cold for up to 12 hours and hot for up to 6. And since this pack comes with four, you can share the fun with your equally as shady friends.

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A Hide-A-Key That's So Clever, You Might Even Forget What It Really Is

Slipping under the radar never looked so easy as it will with this hide-a-key decoration, which actually looks (and feels) just like a fake rock. Designed to fit most keys up to 1-inch wide and under 3 inches in length, this ones hides in plain sight. It's made with molded poly-resin and is sized to match a rock in shape, texture, color, and size. You can even keep this outside for most of the year, since it's wind-proof and weather-proof. One reviewer writes: "Looks just like a real rock and camouflages really easily. Even feels real. Could it be real? Ok now I'm just blowing my own mind."

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A Screen Protector That Blocks Prying Eyes

Keep your screen time private with this iPhone screen protector that features a special film to block others from viewing it from the sides. It’s made out of strong tempered glass and boasts full, edge-to-edge coverage with little cutouts for the camera and speaker. It’ll fit all iPhone 13 and 13 Pros (6.1 inches) and has a fingerprint-resistant finish.

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This Money Bag That Comes With A Combination Lock

This storage bag acts as a mini (and portable) vault for all of your valuables, including cash, checks, and bank deposits. With a seven-by-ten-inch design that can comfortably store more than a few items and made from durable nylon, this storage bag is the real deal when it comes to stowing away your valuables, especially with the included combination lock on its exterior.

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A TSA-Approved Toiletry Bag That Comes With 3 Travel Bottles

Not only is this toiletry bag approved for use by the TSA, but each order also includes three travel-sized bottles you can use for shampoo, conditioner, and more. Easy-grip zipper make it easy to open when you’re in a rush. And if you don’t have a trip coming up? You can still use the bag to store art supplies, cosmetics, snacks, and more.

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A Durable Luggage Tag With A Privacy Flap

To really make sure that no one ends up with your stuff, snap this luggage tag onto your travel bags. The rubber piece resists damage from wear and tear and is paired with a stainless steel wire that fastens securely. It also has a privacy backing to cover the information you fill out on the card that is included.

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A Wireless Doorbell With Adjustable Volume

To avoid waking everyone in the house when you have a visitor coming over, take just a few minutes to install this wireless doorbell. This kit comes with two bells and two trasmitters (that can connect to eachother within a 1,000-foot range) so you can cover both the front and back doors. Each bell has four different volume settings and 52 ringtone options. Plus, they’re completely weatherproof so you don’t have to think twice when the seasons change.

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A High-Security Backpack That Holds Your Belongings In Place

Water-resistant, lightweight, and chock-full of zipper pockets for the ultimate level of storage, this foldable backpack is everything. Whether you’re fishing, camping, or just going on a day hike, it’s imperative to have a mesh backpack like this one that can handle just about any and every situation. Consider the necessities 100% secured.

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A Compact Pouch That Won’t Bounce Around As You Move

Whether you’re going out for a jog or simply walking your dog, don’t forget to take this pouch with you. It’s a convenient way to keep all your money, keys, or even pet treats within reach, as the magnetic closure makes it easy to grab your items at a moment’s notice. And since it nestles against your hip, it’s also less likely to bounce around as you move.

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A Pair Of Flashlight Gloves For All Sorts Of Multitasking

Every handyman, mechanic, or nighttime dog walker needs these flashlight gloves, like, yesterday. This pair of handy gloves comes with two super bright LED lights that you simply click on, lasting you up to 168 straight hours in any low-visibility environment. Just pop in the four (included) AAA batteries and you’re good to go!

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A Pack Of Under-The-Bed Storage Bags To Stash Your Extras

Great for storing your extra clothes, coats, and blankets — or whatever else you want to stash away —these storage bags have a slim design so you can slide them right under your bed and free up valuable space in your closet. Each one is made with a clear zippered top so you can see what’s inside and a breathable material that’ll keep dust and bugs out.

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This Camping Pillow With A Soft Memory Foam Filling

Heading into the wilderness? While camping supplies aren’t typically known for being the most comfortable accessories, this travel pillow features a soft micro suede cover and a plush memory foam insert that’s super cozy to sleep on, with one fan writing, “I could use this as a pillow every night.” When not in use, it compresses down to fit in the included carrying sack for easy carrying and storage.

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These Protective Packing Cubes For Your Next Spontaneous Trip

When you’re rushing to get everything ready for that last-minute flight you just booked, put these packing cubes to use. This pack comes with three different sizes (and a laundry bag) to keep all your clothes and accessories seperately organized. They’re made with reinforces stitching that won’t wear away over time and a smooth material that liquids glide right off of. Plus, the top is made of mesh so that everything can breathe and stay stink-free.

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A Hanging Toiletry Bag With A Conveniant Carrying Handle

This hanging toiletry bag can be used with or without it’s hidden top hook. It can sit upright on the counter top when your hotel room has enough space or be hung up to take advantage of the walls and doors. It has an open main compartment and three zippered pockets that are made of breathable mesh with elastic edging so that even the most odd-shaped beauty tools can fit inside. It’s also water-resistant and easy to wipe clean when some makeup makes a mess.

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This 6-Pack Of Tiny Adhesive LED Lights

Add light anywhere you need it with this six-pack of tiny LED lights. They each have an adhesive backing, making them fast and easy to install. They can even be used outdoors.

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These Reusable Magnetic Cord Ties

Get all of your cords in order with this 20-pack of silicone cable ties. They feature magnetic ends that let you secure them in place fast and they can be used over and over. Even better, you can use the magnet to store them on a fridge or other metal surface.

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This Portable Charger That Can Connect To Two Devices At Once

The newest version of this portable charger is even more thin and lightweight than before so you can truly bring it with you everywhere. Slide it into your pocket whenever you’re heading wherever you’re not supposed to be and you’ll have over three full charges for your iPhone, over 13 full charges for your AirPods Pro, and over two full charges for your Samsung in your hand. It’ll take just a little over an hour to bring your phone to 100% and can charge two devices at once.

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This Trunk Organizer With Strong Carrying Handles

Keep everything from groceries, to luggage, to daily essentials secure and organized in your car with this multi-compartment organizer. This organizer has it all: durable carrying handles, a waterproof interior, tons of separate compartments, latches to tie it down in your trunk, and a collapsible design when it’s not in use. After using this, you’ll wonder how you ever settled for a cluttered car in the past.

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These Leakproof Travel Bottles Are Approved By TSA

Not only are these travel bottles approved for use by the TSA, but each one also features a leakproof lid to help keep your bag safe from spills. Their wide mouths make them easy to fill with minimal mess — and their opal shape helps keep liquids from getting stuck in the corners, making it easier to get every last drop of product.

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This Pair Of Faraday Bags For Your Keyless Fobs

Protect your keyless remote fobs with this pair of Faraday bags. They have a small clip and traditional keychain, making them easy to clip to your bag for safety. While these bags are designed for smaller items, two larger versions are also available in the listing.

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A Bluetooth Beanie That’s So Subtle

You can subtly listen to your favorite music, podcasts, or meditation apps using this Bluetooth beanie (you can also make hands-free calls). It comes in several colors in the listing and features the ability to charge it via USB. It will run for up to 20 hours per charge.

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This Desktop Vacuum That’s USB Rechargeable

Don’t leave behind a trace — this miniature vacuum can be used to pick up dust, crumbs, and more in your car or on your desk. It’s rechargeable via USB and comes in three colors in the listing.

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A Sleek Insulated Water Bottle With Seriously Versatile Lids

This insulated water bottle looks surprisingly sleek (even though it’s actually super oversized). It comes with straw or flip-top caps for easy sipping or a screw-on lid to keep it extra secure in your bag. It also boasts 24 hours worth of a perfectly chilled drink.

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These Waterproof Bike Lights That Are *So* Easy To Pop On

These clever little lights are seriously easy to pop on before your nighttime ride. Quickly put them on with the included installation video, and you won’t even have to reach for your tools with these bike lights. Their battery-operated design lasts for more than 40 hours, and they’re waterproof in case you get stuck in the rain on your ride.

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An Adjustable Phone Mount You Can Setup *Anywhere*

This car phone mount has an adjustable arm, so you can fully customize exactly where your screen and directions are while you drive. It comes with a suction cup or an ultra-durable and adjustable clip, so you can really pop this mount wherever it works best in your car.

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A Genius Light-Blocking Vizor To Sheild Your Face

This genius polarized vizor blocks out UV rays while you drive without getting in the way of the road like the classic vizor in car. You can spin it and customize the height to perfectly shield your face while you drive. Plus, it can even help out with fogginess, bright lights at night, and more.

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A Carbon Fiber Wallet That Looks Sleek While Protecting Cards

Not only does this carbon fiber wallet look seriously sleek, but it’s also designed to keep your cards protected with a built-in RFID layer. You can surprisingly fit up to 9 cards in this clever case, and it’s even finished off with expensive-looking faux leather. Plus, the matching snap keeps everything extra secure.

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A Magnetic Wristband That’s A Sneaky Way To Hold DIY Supplies

This magnetic wristband is such a sneaky way to hold onto all of the screws and materials you’ll need while you’re working on DIY projects. It’s completely adjustable, and it’s lined with 10 impressive magnets, so you can hold a ton at once. It’s also lightweight and designed to be breathable to easily wear it for your entire project.

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These Waterproof Garment Bags To Conceal Your *Best* Outfits On Trips

These waterproof garment bags have a spot for everything to keep all of your outfits perfectly hidden while you travel. They even come with a shoe bag to tuck away your extra pair. Plus, their waterproof design is finished off with small windows to peek in and see which fit is which.

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These Wireless Earbuds With Sleek Battery-Displaying Screens

These wireless earbuds have impressive little battery indicator screens that will make you feel like a spy every time you open the case. They also wrap around your ears for a super sleek fit, and after charging up in the case, they can last for about 40 hours.

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A Timeless Notebook That Lets You Tear Out Pages & Tuck Them Away

This notebook comes with perforated sheets, so you can easily tear out your grocery list (or any notes you might want to keep secret). It also has a little pocket to tuck away any notes you tear out. Plus, it’s covered in a faux leather material that will make it look timeless on your desk or bedside table.

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This On-Trend Mini Belt Bag That Can Keep *Everything* Secure

This mini belt bag is a seriously sleek (and secure way) to carry around all of your errand essentials. It comes with an adjustable strap, and it even has a roomy pocket to tuck away your phone inside. Plus, this on-trend bag has a clip on the front, so it’s easy for you to remove it when you get home.

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These Headrest Hooks To Neatly Tuck Away Bags In The Car

These headrest hooks are perfect for hiding away your work tote, shopping bags, groceries, and more behind your car seats. They clip onto your car seat without any tools (or effort), and they’re sturdy enough to hold up to 55 pounds. Plus, you can spin them to easily grab your bags.

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These Transparent Sticky Notes That Are Sneakily *So* Clever

Making notes is an absolute breeze with these game-changing transparent sticky notes. Pop one right over your new go-to paperback or your notebook, and you can still see the paragraph underneath. They might be see-through, but this bulk pack of sticky notes is also designed to not let any stains bleed through.

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