35 Things On Amazon Shady AF People Will Love — & They're All Under $25

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Sneaking around isn't easy — but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. Whether it's nosy neighbors or snooping family members, keeping folks from creeping up in your business can be crucial. Luckily, that's why these products for shady people are so flippin' genius, since they're designed to conceal virtually anything and keep others always guessing about your next move.

Maybe you're traveling to another country and you just want a way to hide your cash and valuables from pickpockets. Perhaps you're browsing online and you want to make sure no one's monitoring your activity. No matter what you're up to, there are plenty of products available on Amazon that can help you feel like a secret stealth ninja and no one will ever be the wiser.

Sick of people invading your privacy and desperate for a few tools that'll help cover your tracks? The items featured here are a terrific way to kickstart things since they can deliver a vital layer of security. From diversion safes to webcam covers and everything in between, these products are shady AF — but they'll keep you from ever getting found out, too.

Because honestly, who doesn't want to be a little shady every once in a while?

The Actual Official C.I.A. Manual Of Trickery And Deception

This is not a novel — it really is the once-top-secret training manual for CIA field agents. It was written by John Mulholland, a famous magician who was hired by the CIA to write manuals on sleight of hand and covert communication techniques to help deployed agents fight back against the Communists during the 1950s. After having been thought to be lost forever — possibly destroyed along with other top-secret documents — this manual was rediscovered and released to the public by retired CIA official Bob Wallace and historian H. Keith Melton. Peter Earnest, Executive Director of the International Spy Museum called this book “an enchanting account of espionage and wizardry."

An Undercover Wallet That'll Keep Your Cash Totally Secure

Traveling abroad means sometimes having to take extra steps in order to safeguard your personal and most private belongings. This silky bra stash is a must-have for that reason. It snaps over a bra strap and can deliver that close-to-body security you need so you can have fun while you're out — without having to worry about whether or not your cards or cash are going to get stolen. Another benefit? It's made from natural silk that features a moisture-resistant lining.

A Screen Protector That Keeps Everything On The D.L.

Tired of stressing over whether or not people are reading over your shoulder? The great thing about this iPhone 13 screen protector is that it keeps everything you're viewing as discreet as can be. Made out of extremely hard material and technically tougher than a knife, this protector is dust- and fingerprint-proof, plus it doesn't bubble when you're trying to put it down.

This Money Bag That Comes With A Combination Lock

This storage bag acts as a mini (and portable) vault for all of your valuables, including cash, checks, and bank deposits. With a seven-by-ten-inch design that can comfortably store more than a few items and made from durable nylon, this storage bag is the real deal when it comes to stowing away your valuables, especially with the included combination lock on its exterior.

This Lightweight Neck Wallet That Keeps The Goods Safe & Secure

Breeze through the airport and your travel destination with this nylon neck wallet pouch that has built-in RFID-blocking tech so you’re uber-protected from external scans. Just zip up your cards, passes, and other vital valuables and you’re all set to have seamless access to the essentials in no time. Oh, and the neck strap takes things to the next level so no more digging through purses for your ID.

An Slim Hidden Container For Storing Micro SD Cards

Trying to keep your photos, documents, and other sensitive materials secure and far from snooping eyes? This clever credit card-shaped storage case is the best way to keep small micro SD cards safe and under close watch. This holder can store up to 10 micro SD cards and has spaces on the back that you can label. Best of all, it fits right in your wallet for easy carrying.

A Hide-A-Key That's So Clever, You Might Even Forget What It Really Is

Slipping under the radar never looked so easy as it will with this hide-a-key decoration, which actually looks (and feels) just like a fake rock. Designed to fit most keys up to 1-inch wide and under 3 inches in length, this ones hides in plain sight. It's made with molded poly-resin and is sized to match a rock in shape, texture, color, and size. You can even keep this outside for most of the year, since it's wind-proof and weather-proof. One reviewer writes: "Looks just like a real rock and camouflages really easily. Even feels real. Could it be real? Ok now I'm just blowing my own mind."

This Plush Velvet Jewelry Box To Discreetly Store Your Accessories

Trying to keep your necklaces untangled and out of plain view? Designed with two sizable compartments and individual sections for different kinds of accessories, this jewelry box is more than ideal for storing your pieces at home or on the go. Plus, it’s unbelievably compact so you can take it along with you wherever you fancy.

A Diversion Box In The One Place No One Will Ever Think To Look

Keep your most precious possessions on total and utter lockdown with this box. On the surface, it looks like a regular old dictionary, and that's part of its genius. In truth, this is a diversion safe and comes with a lock and key, so your most important valuables will stay secure no matter where you go. This has enough room for cash, credit cards, and other essential documents.

This Blackout Window Film That Keeps Rooms Dark & Extra Cool

PSA: I’m going to let you in on the secret that is this blackout light-blocking film that is a must-have for privacy in the comfort of your own home. With a front-facing white exterior and black foam surface facing the inside of your home, this cling film will not only keep you concealed but also level up mid-day naps by a lot. Plus, it comes in tons of different size options so everyone can get a piece of the pie. You’re welcome.

These Thermal Insulated Curtains For When You Literally Need Some More Shade

These thick blackout curtains can be super-helpful if you're trying to literally be shady AF. That's because they're made with thick, triple-weave polyester to block out up to 99% of light and UV rays. Designed to be wrinkle-free and easy to fit on standard curtain rods, these curtains can help conserve energy, especially during the winter months. One reviewer wrote: "We have east-facing windows and the sun heats up our house in the afternoon/evening. These have been excellent for keeping our dining room dark and cool!"

A High-Security Backpack That Holds Your Belongings In Place

Water-resistant, lightweight, and chock-full of zipper pockets for the ultimate level of storage, this foldable backpack is everything. Whether you’re fishing, camping, or just going on a day hike, it’s imperative to have a mesh backpack like this one that can handle just about any and every situation. Consider the necessities 100% secured.

A Cute Scarf That You Can Use To Smuggle In Booze Anywhere

You know you're shady AF when this infinity scarf immediately seems like a must-buy. At first glance, this looks just like an ordinary scarf and comes in a variety of cute patterns. Take a closer look, and you'll see that it comes with a zipper closure — and is actually built to hold up to 8 ounces of any beverage and comes with a collapsible rubber funnel. Not only that, but you can actually drink from it using a built-in scarf-bite valve.

A Puzzle Box That You Can Put Surprises In

Giving a gift to someone — but want to make them really work for it this time around? You can with this wooden box, which forces folks to crack a puzzle in order to open it up completely. You can slide your coins and bills through the slots here, but others have to figure out how to open it if they want the gift within. "Because my son, who is in his 30's, only wanted cash for Christmas, I decided I had to make it a little challenging. This was perfect! He got kind of frustrated and would set it down then try again in a bit and did so until he finally got to the treasure inside!"

This Cell Phone Wallet Case That Holds Everything You Need With Ease

Built with top-notch protection and seven nifty card slots, this crossbody cell phone wallet case is more than ideal to hold together the necessities on your person. Aside from keeping the dough totally covered between slim pockets, this bb also keeps your phone safe and free from slips and scratches. So, basically, agent-approved.

A Maximum Security Door Stopper To Prevent Forced Entry

If door locks aren’t enough, look no further for an extra layer of security than this ultra-powerful door stopper. After popping underneath the doorknob, this fully adjustable stopper can hold up to 300 pounds of forced weight so your room is more than guarded. Just read the glowing reviews for an extra measure of assurance.

A Stainless Steel Tumbler For Maintaining The Temp Of Your Drink Of Choice

For early morning study sessions and all-day stakeouts (just kidding), this stainless steel tumbler is a fan favorite. Aside from being slim enough to easily fit into your hand, this miracle bottle keeps drinks cold for up to a whopping 12 hours and hot for up to six hours. Capable of holding up to 18 ounces of liquid and designed with a leakproof lid, this one needs to be added to cart ASAP.

A Programmable Cabinet Lock To Keep Things Totally Secure

This hidden magnetic lock is great if you're trying to secure a cabinet and keep it off limits to anyone who might want to sneak a peek at your personal documents. All you have to do is program the RFID keys before installing it, and you'll have an off-limits drawer for all your important paperwork. This works best when used inside a drawer or cabinet — and reviewers say it's pretty easy to install yourself.

A Multi-Purpose Card Tool That Fits In Your Wallet

Whether you need to open a bottle or cut through something, this multitool card is a great investment. It has 11 functionalities, and can be used as a wrench, can opener, bottle opener, screwdriver, ruler, and so much more. Made of sturdy stainless steel, this slim, discreet tool slides right into your wallet.

A Simple But Secure Wall-Mounted Safe That Looks Like An Outlet

This genius safe looks just like a wall outlet, making it the perfect place to stash valuables in your home. It has a 7- by 2.5-inch interior compartment and comes will everything you need to mount it to your wall.

A Set Of Earplugs You Can Take Anywhere

Wearing earplugs to a show can make a major difference on your overall health, especially if you attend concerts regularly. These soft earplugs are made from comfy material, but that's not all to love about them. The come with a cord, so they’re easy to take in and out, and the carrying case makes these doubly portable.

This Heavy-Duty Safe For When You Mean Real Business

Some lock boxes are made to throw off would-be snoops. Others, like this personal safe from Master Lock, are just heavy-duty safes that'll keep your most valuable possessions and documents super secure. With more than 1,700 positive reviews on Amazon, this small waterproof safe is a terrific choice to secure sensitive items and materials. It can be fixed to an object using a cable and you can set your own four-digit combination to the safe so no matter what, no one is getting in unless you want them to.

These Invisible Pens For When You Need To Jot Down A Secret Message

These super-cute invisible ink pens are a fun way to leave secret messages — no matter your age. Each set comes with 28, and they contain invisible ink: but the pens themselves have a blacklight, so once you shine them on your writing, you can see the messages written.

A Webcam Cover To Keep Other Sneaks From Snooping

Webcam hacking might seem implausible — but unfortunately, it's not. This three-pack of covers slide in place and come with an annular groove design, so they stay securely in place. Compatible with most laptops and tablets, this cover is made with ultra-thin material and installs easily in place, so the only time your webcam will catch you doing something is if you want it to. "Fantastic webcam cover. It's so small! I've tried a couple different ones, they're usually a bit bigger, kind of flimsy/cheap, and eventually break or get bent etc.," wrote one reviewer.

These Oversized Bracelets That Double As Super-Secret Flasks

Whether you're headed to a party or you just want to sneak a few sips here and there, these bracelet flasks are seriously some of the most innovative (and sneaky AF things) around. They're made from 304 stainless steel, which is really resilient, and come with inner funnels so you can pour drinks into them with ease. One reviewer raved: "It is absolutely AMAZING!!! I wore this and it brought booze everywhere I go!"

A Handbag That Makes It Easy To Take Wine On The Go

Planning a big trip and need a way to transport wine safely and discreetly? This insulated, padded wine tote can carry two bottles of wine, and is the best way to ensure you've got all the vino you need to relax and enjoy your night in st.

This Compartment-Filled Mini Makeup Case That Locks Up Your Cosmetics

Everyone and their mother needs this mini locking makeup case that stores the essentials with pristine security. Designed with a six-brush holder and adjustable compartments, your blushes and spoolies (as well as any other treasured item you want to keep locked up) will be safe and guarded in a cute little box.

A Pop-Up Privacy Tent For Personal Space Wherever You Are

If you’ve ever just needed a moment of personal space while in public, this privacy tent is the ultimate solution. With an open top for outdoor showers, a roll-down zipper “door,” and a window for effortless airflow, this pop-up tent is fully foldable and spacious enough to change clothes on the go — or even just have a minute to breathe inside le personal bubble.

A Way To Go Under Cover (Literally) On A Big Flight Or Trip

This travel pillow set can help you feel like you're pulling down the shades and giving yourself plenty of cover even while traveling. In addition to the cozy, removable hood, the inflatable pillow is covered in a cozy velvet to keep you comfy. This set also comes with a 3D eye mask and ear plugs, so you can really tune out from the world.

A Book Of Life Skills That You Should Probably Not Know How To Do

From beating a lie detector test to making moonshine, this book teaches you basic life skills that maybe you shouldn't know. As one reviewer puts it: "Fun read but you should probably think 2 or 3 times before trying some of this stuff."

A Door Lock You Can Take Anywhere You Go

Add extra security to your hotel room, AirBnB, dorm, or own home with this portable door lock. This works on most hinged doors that swing inwards and is so easy to install — it doesn’t require any tools and takes just a minute or so. This lock has 4.5-stars on Amazon and over 10,000 reviews, so you know it works well.

Polarized Sunnies For Mega Coverage Under The Sun

Whether you’re out to run errands incognito or just relaxing by the pool on a super sunny day, polarized sunglasses like these are a no-brainer. Available in a wide array of colors and finishes, these glasses equally protect your peepers while also adding an aura of mystery to your OOTD. Yes, I’ll take one in every single shade. No pun intended.

A High-Tech Backpack With A Password Lock

Not only is this backpack equipped with a USB charging port, it has a password lock to keep your electronics safe when they’re in your bag. But this bag is not just impressive on the tech front, with an array of well-designed pockets, comfortable straps, and quality construction, it's also just a quality backpack at its core.

A Fingerprint Padlock For The Ultimate In Security

This state-of-the-art fingerprint padlock will make you feel like you're living in the year 3021. Powered by a lithium battery, that you can recharge with a USB cable, it can be used for about on year on one charge. It supports up to 15 fingerprints, so you can share it with your partner in crime (so to speak).

This Money Belt So You Can Keep Everything With You That You Need On A Run

On the run (literally) and need a way to keep your valuables secure while you do it? This travel money belt comes with four super-wide pockets that are roomy enough to fit everything you need, including money, keys, flasks, IDs, and more. Super-soft and made from moisture-wicking material that soaks up sweat, this belt isn't cumbersome to run with, either. In fact, reviewers say it's really comfy to wear, even during vigorous exercises.

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