
When You Need To Be A Little Shady, These Clever Things Are Effing Amazing
We all have our secrets, and these Amazon finds help you keep them.
Who knew there were so many James Bond-worthy gadgets at our fingertips? It turns out, Amazon is a treasure trove of mind-blowing things you absolutely need when it’s time to be a little shady. We’re talking about hidden-in-plain-sight safes to store valuables and cash, digital contraptions that seem truly out of a spy movie, and clever ways you can use to sneak your favorite drinks anywhere. Here are our favorite genius products that will have you feeling like 007 himself.
01A Highly Rated Survival Gear Kit For All Kinds Of Emergencies
Whether you’re prepping an emergency go bag, staying ahead of a severe weather, or you’re heading out on a camping trip soon, this kit has over 200 items to keep you stocked. It comes with everything from medical bandages to an axe hammer to a fire starter. The large-capacity crossbody bag can fit most of the smaller essentials.
02A Portable Blackout Curtain That Installs With Suction Cups
This portable blackout curtain has huge fans among anyone who needs to sleep — or be a little shady — in total darkness. It uses suction cups to secure to the perimeter of the window and block out between 95% and 100% of outside light. It weighs just 1.43 pounds, and it comes with a bag for easy transport.
03A Detector That Alerts You To Hidden Cameras
This James Bond-worthy detector uses infrared laser scanning to find hidden camera lenses and magnetic field detection to find transmission signals and alert you if there are any unwanted bugs or trackers around. Great for using in hotels or Airbnbs, it also picks up GPS trackers and audio recording devices.
04Tampon-Looking Shot Flasks With A 4.7-Star Rating
With a 1.5-ounce capacity, these long and narrow shot-sized flasks are disguised inside reusable tampon wrappers so no one will question what’s actually inside. The set comes with 12 flasks and wrappers, a realistic box to store them all in, a funnel to make filling easy, and a spout to pour.
05An Easy-To-Install Sun Visor Extender That’s “Like Sunglasses For Your Car”
The brand describes this sun visor extender as “sunglasses for your car,” and it’s hard to beat that analogy. Great for extremely sunny areas, cars that lack good sun visors, or people who like to keep things extra shady, this visor is anti-glare and removes excess light, but you can still totally see out your windshield.
06A Voice Recording Pen With Built-In Noise Cancellation
If you find yourself needing to discreetly record a voice memo or something you want to remember for later, this pen would be the perfect tool. It looks like a pen and writes like a pen, but it’s actual a mini recorder that can hold up to 776 hours of files. It has auto adjustment to block out background noise and an easy one-touch activation to remain as inconspicuous as possible.
07Comfy Socks With A Discreet Zipper Pocket To Store Valuables
Whether you’re traveling, going for a jog, or just walking around with some secrets, these socks can keep all your valuables safe and out of sight. They feature a hidden zipper pocket that’s great for storing cash, cards, IDs, keys, and more. Plus, the sock itself is made of a breathable and comfortable material that gives you some extra cushion while you wear them.
08A Tiny Body Cam With Wide-Angle & Night Vision
This tiny body cam is made for important moments, capturing sharp, full-HD video and clear audio while you’re on the move. With two modes — loop to record constantly and motion record which triggers it when it senses movement, you can opt to set it and forget it. A preloaded memory card and long-lasting battery up the convenience.
09A Waterproof Tracker Tag That Helps You Find Misplaced Keys
Compatible with the “Find My” iPhone app, this tracker makes it easier than ever to locate your keys whenever they get misplaced. You can use the app to have the tracker start ringing whenever you need to find it — and it even has a Bluetooth range of up to 160 feet. Plus, the waterproof design means you won’t have to worry about it getting wet if you get caught in the rain.
10A Faux Car Fob That Can Hide Your Pills Or Cash
What’s brilliant and sneaky about this fob is that it will blend onto your keychain without giving anyone any reason to doubt it. In reality, it’s actually hollow and is a great place to store pills, cash, and more. It’s an especially great place to store jewelry while you’re at the gym, nail salon, or beach.
11Sunglasses That Let You See What’s Happening Behind You
While these sunglasses look ordinary and inconspicuous, they’re actually an amateur spy’s essential — they let you see behind you. They have a special coating that lets you look straight while seeing what’s behind your back. These are useful for biking or running, or just being a little shady.
12Window Film That Allows Light In & Keeps Curious Eyes Out
Give yourself a ton of privacy without sacrificing your view and natural light with this window tinting film. It uses static cling to attach to the window without glue or adhesive so it’s easy to remove. And it has a reflective mirror effect that makes it difficult to see inside without blocking your own view. As a bonus, it protects from UV rays and can even help with temperature control.
13A keychain-size camera that actually works
You will truly feel like James Bond when you add this adorable little camera to your keychain or bag. Designed to look just like a classic point-and-shoot camera, it comes equipped with a 32 GB memory card. And despite it’s teeny tiny size, it still can be used to get great images thanks to 2K resolution.
14A Hidden Safe That Looks Like A Houseplant
Hide everything from rare coins to your passport in this hidden safe that looks like a regular houseplant. The planter has a false bottom that lets you tuck in your valuable items, keeping them securely out of sight. The planter is waterproof and fireproof, so you can rest assured it’s going to stand the test of time.
15A Stack Of Real Books That’s Actually Hollow To Secretly Store Things
While this might look like an ordinary stack of hardcover books, it’s actually a hollow storage box so you can tuck things behind it. Whether you want to clean up and hide your cable box or you’re wanting to keep some valuables out of sight, this stack of books is a discreet, stylish option. Plus, it’s fully customizable — you can choose the size, color scheme, and more.
16A Handy Book That Teaches You How To Turn Everyday Objects Into Essentials
If you ever find yourself out in the wild or without your everyday essentials, Survival Hacks will be an absolute must-have. It teaches you how to turn normal objects like straws, soup cans, and trash bags into life-saving gear. One reviewer raved, “I've read about 12 survival books and never quite felt they had what I was looking for which is ways to survive with every day stuff without having to be an eagle scout. I would reccomend you give this one a shot. Its more for the everyday guy. Im a veteran and I feel like a lot of books can just go to deep and in to unnecessary topics almost just too show off their deep abilities. Thats not what this book is at all just plain and simple survival that you can remember and practice.”
17A Fake Can Of Food That Can Actually Hide Your Valuables
If you have any cash, documents, keys, jewelry, or other valuables you’d rather keep hidden, this soup can is a great option. When sitting in your pantry with all your other canned items, no one will know it’s actually hiding important items. It has an easy-to-twist lid on the bottom that keeps everything secure without giving anything away.
18A Wallet You Can Attach To Your Bra To Conceal
This wallet has a connector clasp that you can attach to your bra strap to keep your valuables close and pick-pocket-proof while you’re traveling. It’s big enough to hold your passport as well as cash, cards, keys, jewelry, and more. It has a double snap closure that keeps everything inside safe.
19Silicone Soda Sleeves To Cover The Actual Beverage Inside
Slip one of these silicone sleeves on whatever 12-ounce can you want, and it will instantly look like a can of Coca-Cola. It’s great for disguising beverages while you’re on the beach, at a concert, on a boat, or tailgating. They fit all traditionally sized 12-ounce cans and are super easy to clean in case of spills.
20Bright yellow seatbelt cutters that are a must-have for emergencies
Small enough to keep on your keychain or in the cup holder of your car but big enough to save your life, these seatbelt cutters are a must-have in case of an emergency. The blade is strong enough to slice through a jammed seatbelt so you can free yourself, and the head of these tools have a spike that can break a window. One reviewer wrote, “My car flipped on its side after some falling wires grabbed the front corner and tossed the vehile in the air. [...] Everything in the car was strewn all over, but my little resqume was right there, hanging from the rear view mirror. I was able to cut through my seat belt very easily and then I plopped right down!”
21A 2-In-1 Car Charger So Your Phone Is Always At The Ready
This car charger is such a game-changer, and has a retractable USB-C and a lightning charging cable so that no matter which device you’re using, you’ll be able to charge it quickly. You can also use the USB-C and USB-A ports to plug in your own charging cables, so you can charge up to four devices at once. Genius.
22Useful Multi-Tools That Double As Hair Clips
Nothing screams sneaky spy like a multi-tool disguised as a hair clip. Not only will each clip hold your hair back without damaging your locks, but it has a ton of practical functions built right in. It’s made of sturdy stainless steel and also works as a screwdriver, box cutter, and ruler. Then you can clip it back into your hair until you need it again.
23A Motion Sensor Light That’ll Help You Get Inside (& Let You Know When Someone’s Outside)
This keyhole light has a motion sensor to turn on when you get within 10 feet of it. Not only does this make it easier and safer to get into your home after dark, but it can also let you know from inside when someone is at your front door. The light automatically turns off after five seconds of no motion.
24The Smallest Earbuds You’ve Ever Seen
It’ll be hard for anyone to tell you’re wearing these earbuds; their tiny design nestles right inside your eardrum, and will be virtually invisible from some angles. They also work for four hours on a single charge and have such a low-profile design that reviewers love to sleep in them.
25A CIA-Influenced Book With Magician’s Tricks For Deception
Grab a copy of this book and learn from the best when it comes to, well, trickery and deception. It was once a top-secret training manual for CIA field agents written by a renowned magician. Now, it can give you an inside look at all their tricks — from mind-control to chemical interrogation to thwarting the other side’s questioning. One reviewer wrote, “Bob Wallace and Keith Melton have done a magnificent job at giving us a peek into the workings of one of the most secretive organizations man has ever created. The shear fact that they were able to discover this ‘lost piece’ of history and even more amazing to get it declassified is great. For amateur magicians it give us an interesting perspective on other ways to use our art. It is, after all, a magic instruction manual.”
26A Portable Door Lock For Even More Security On-The-Go
This door lock can be installed on any door for added security whether you’re at home, staying at a hotel, or chilling at an AirBnB. It doesn’t require any tools to install — all you have to do is insert the lock’s claws into the door strike, close the door to lock it into place, attach the red handle, align the metal rod, and rest easy.
27A Portable Fire Extinguisher That’s Highly Rated
If you’re starting fires somewhere, you need to be able to put them out, too, and that’s where this portable fire extinguisher comes in handy. It is an all-in-one can and small enough to tuck in a backpack or tote. It works on 10 different kinds of fires including electrical, cooking oil, and motor oil.
28A Functional Tote Bag With A Hidden Spout To Pour Wine
Share a bottle of your favorite wine anywhere with this beach bag. Not only is it functional enough to carry your towels, sunscreen, and book, but it has an insulated cooler that can hold up to 1.5 liters of wine — or any other beverage. Then, hidden underneath a flap on the outside of the bag, is a spout to pour everything from.
29A Clever Bar That Helps Keep Thieves From Entering Sliding Doors
Place this bar onto your sliding door tracks, and it’ll help keep thieves from being able to open the door — even if they have a key. You can adjust its length from 17 out to 50 inches depending on how long your sliding door tracks are. Plus, the ends are padded with rubber in order to help keep your door and door frame safe from scratches.
30A Pendant Necklace With A Hidden Chamber
Keep your daily supplements and medication always on hand (or more so, around your neck) with this heart-shaped necklace. It’s a cute piece of jewelry first and foremost, but thanks to a hidden chamber with a magnetic clasp, it can securely store pills or other tiny essentials.
31Sliding Laptop Camera Covers In Cute Floral Patterns
It’s always a good idea to keep your laptop camera covered — you never know who has access to what these days. These teeny covers are ultra thin and use adhesive to stick to your computer’s webcam, and they’re also small enough for your phone or tablet. They feature a convenient swiping dial so you can swipe it one way to cover the camera and the other way to open the camera to use when you need it.
32Deodorizing Sprays That Eliminate (Not Just Mask) The Smell Of Smoke
This three-pack of deodorizing spray has a specially-designed formula that doesn’t just mask or block odors but completely eliminates them at the source. It’s powerful at removing stink from cigarette smoke, cigar smoke, cannabis smoke, and campfire smoke, which are notoriously tricky to get rid of. It also comes with one generic odor eliminator, which can tackle a myriad of unpleasant smells.
33A Refillable Stamp That Protects Valuable Info By Covering It Up
If you can’t shred your important documents before throwing them out, this stamp is a great alternative to keep your information secure. Simply roll it on top of the paper, and it covers your text in the word “confidential” over and over, making everything underneath unreadable. It comes with three ink refills.
34A Highly Rated Automatic Mouse Jiggler With 2 Speeds
If you need to convince your boss your online while you’re watching TV, working out, or running errands, check out this mouse jiggler. It plugs into your computer’s USB port and automatically moves the mouse around the screen to make it seem like you’re working and stay active on Slack or Teams. It has two modes, including one that’s so subtle, reviewers noted you can keep it on at all times.
35Random Reusable Food Bags To Hide All The Good Snacks
If you need to hide your favorite snacks from siblings, roommates, partners, kids — you name it — check out these sneaky and reusable zip-top bags. Each one featuring pictures of random and, frankly, unappealing foods that you can hide the actual good snacks inside like your favorite chips or cookies.
36A Personal Alarm That Clips Onto Your Keychain
We love personal safety over here, and this alarm is a must-have in case of emergencies — just check it’s 4.7-star rating on Amazon. It clips directly into your purse or keychain and all you have to do is pull the two pieces apart and a wildly loud alarm sounds and a light flashes to draw attention to yourself. It has a battery life of one year on a single charge.
37Hidden Storage Pockets That Attach To Your Hanger
This hanger pocket is a must-have while you’re staying at a hotel or AirBnB. You attach it to standard hangers and then can use it to hang your clothes like normal, but of course, it’s a hidden zipper pocket with an extra-wide opening that can be used to store your documents, IDs, cash, jewelry, and other valuables. Meanwhile, the hanger looks ordinary, so no one will even think to check for a hidden pocket.
38A Functional Vase/Pen Holder That Acts As A Wide View Mirror
Listen, sometimes you need to know when people are coming up behind you, whether you’re at work or at home. This vase has a convex mirror design that allows you to see a wide range behind you — think of it as a rearview mirror for your desk. One reviewer wrote, “I bought this for two reasons: the first was to see when obnoxious coworkers were attempting to sneak up behind me while I’m at my desk, and the second was to keep my pens and design tools in a neat and orderly way but within arm’s reach at all times. It serves both purposes well, so I can’t complain!”
39A Privacy Fence That Looks Like Ivy
This faux shrub fence is a must-have for anyone looking for more privacy on your balcony or back yard. First of all, it looks like realistic ivy to cover up any eyesores on the fence and keep your space looking high-end. Second, it has an effortless installation that really does give you so much privacy.
40A Pocket-Sized Book With Over 175 Life-Saving Tips & Hacks
Though this booklet is small enough to fit in your pocket or wallet, it’s absolutely filled with useful tips, tricks, and guides for emergency situations. With 175 tips for building fires, finding safe water to drink, building shelter, finding food, navigating when lost, and more, this is a little extra piece of security for rogue adventurers.
41Velvet Scrunchies With A Secret Zipper Pocket
No matter where you are — at a bar, on a run, at a concert — you can keep small valuables stashed away inside this clever scrunchie. Though it has a chic velvet exterior, the scrunchie has a built-in hidden zipper pocket that can hold small things like keys and cash to keep them safe and out of sight.
42A Fingerprint-Activated Padlock With An App That Shows Who Used It
Great for gym lockers or storage units, this padlock is fingerprint activated for extra security. It can hold up to 100 fingerprints, and it connects to an app that will show you the last 1,000 lock activities — including who opened it and at what time. It’s waterproof and suitable for indoor or outdoor use.
43Door Stops That Emit Loud Sounds When Someone Tries To Enter
These door stops are lightweight yet have rubber on the bottom to keep doors closed when you want them closed. If someone does try to open the door, they emit an alarm sound that can be adjusted to three different noise levels. One reviewer wrote, “This is an excellent addition to my home security chest. Stops people from entering while sounding a loud and disturbing noise. Predators will run away. I use them when I travel and stay in hotels.”
44A 5X Page Magnifier That Weighs Less Than 4 Ounces
If you need to read something top-secret (or just teeny tiny), this page magnifier will make the text five times larger for easier reading. It weighs less than four ounces, which means it won’t weigh your bag down if you keep it with you to read menus at restaurants. And it has a built-in LED light — so you can read comfortably even at night.
45A Storage Pouch That Slips Underneath Your Clothes
Whether you’re going on a run or touring a new city, this storage pouch can keep your valuables nearby but invisible. It has a magnetic design that slips over your waistband and a roomy pocket for your phone, keys, or anything else. Just pull your shirt over it to conceal.
46Travel Size Toilet Sprays That Eliminate Odors On-The-Go
Cover up your tracks with this portable toilet spray from fan-favorite brand Poo-Pourri. It comes with five different scents in small 10-milliliter bottles you can discreetly take with you anywhere. Just spray into the toilet before you go, and it traps odors underneath the water so no one’s the wiser.
47Flexible, Adjustable Flashlight Gloves With So Many Uses
Great for DIY, home repairs, or late-night sneakarounds, these flashlight gloves are made of a flexible, breathable material to keep you comfortable while you use them. They have bright LED lights in the thumb and pointer fingers so you can target the beams exactly where you need them — and nowhere else.
48Budget-Friendly Night Vision Goggles With So Many Features
“Is way beyond what I anticipated for the price. It works very well. You can see in total darkness. Take pictures, it takes video. I really could find no fault with it,” one reviewer wrote about these night vision goggles. “For the price you can't beat it. Yet it's not a toy.” While you can spend as much as you want on spy-worthy night vision gear, these binoculars have 4K digital night vision with adjustable focus, zoom, and infrared levels. They also have a built-in compass and flashlight to better help you navigate in the dark.
49A Privacy Screen For Your Balcony That Installs In Minutes
This privacy screen features reinforced metal holes that are attached to your balcony’s rails using zip ties for a full installation in minutes. It creates a clean and seamless look around your space that also gives you a ton of privacy from any wandering eyes. Plus, it comes in a ton of colors and sizes.
50A Flashlight Keychain Made With A Powerful Rechargeable Battery
This flashlight is small and can hook right onto your keychain, so you’re never without illumination. The battery delivers up to 40 hours of light before it needs to be recharged. It turns on right away, too, which is great for emergencies and shady situations.
51A Tiny Carabiner That Can Secure Zippers Or Attach Anything
This tiny carabiners are so useful, you’ll want 100 of them. You can use these to secure zippers on your bags or attach anything valuable to your belt, your backpack, or your keys. They’ll securely hold everything in place so you don’t have to worry about dropping or misplacing something (or your bag unzipping). This is a set of six, three in a silver chrome finish and three in a matte black.
52A Picture Frame That Can Hide & Store Up To 100 Pieces Of Paper
This unassuming picture frame provides a super secure place to hide sensitive documents. It opens and closes like a book and can hold up to 100 pieces of 8.5-by-11-inch paper. Add a piece of artwork to the front, mount it to your wall, and no one would suspect there’s more inside.
53A Genius Funnel That Makes Peeing Outdoors Easier
For people with vaginas, it isn’t always easy to pee just anywhere — but this funnel makes the task a little bit better. Great for hiking, camping, or other outdoor adventures, this silicone place has a really genius design with a sturdy grip, and a curve that fits to your body but also aims away so you can go without any splashes. It’s also lightweight and collapses down to 70% of its size, so it’s easy to keep in your backpack.
54A Popular Filter Straw That Removes Over 99.99% Of Bacteria & Parasites
This personal water filter straw has over 98,000 five-star reviews on Amazon because it truly delivers on its promise. It can turn any water source into drinkable water with over 99.99% of bacteria and parasites filtered out; it also removes microplastics. It’s great for camping, hiking, or just keeping on your person or in your car in case of an emergency.
55A Signal Blocking Box To Keep Your Keyless Car Fobs Safe
Keyless car fobs can have their signal intercepted, but if you keep them in this box, your vehicle will be safe all night long because it blocks the signal. The outside looks nice and discreet too with vegan leather and a latch. “When the car fob is inside the box and I am inches away from a car, my car doesn't unlock [...],” wrote one reviewer. “If you're worried about your car being stolen when parked at home, I'd buy this box.”
56High-Quality Binoculars That Easily Fit In Your Purse (& Hand)
It’s not always ideal to carry clunky binoculars around with you. This compact-sized pair measures just 12 by 25 inches, making them lightweight, easy to hold, and easy to fit in your regular bag. With up to 12 times magnification, you’ll get a clear view even from long distances.
57A Pack Of Underwear With Zippered Front Pockets
For when you really want to keep your valuables secure (think: passports, ID, cash), your undies are an unexpected, safe bet. This pair features a discreet front pocket with a double zipper. One reviewer even shared that the pocket was large enough to store their iPhone Pro.
58A Stick-On Holder For An AirTag
For items you want to keep track of that aren’t full of pockets, this AirTag holder features ultra-strong adhesive so you can attach it to any clothing or backpack, with a discreet pocket for the AirTag. Whether you stick these on your kid’s backpack at the park or on your dog’s collar, it’s a surefire way to make sure you’re never without their location. This is a set of eight.
59A Handy Emergency Radio That Can Be Charged 5 Ways
Whether you’re going off the grid or have lost power unexpectedly, this emergency radio will come in clutch. It can be powered five different ways: through a rechargeable battery, AAA batteries, USB, solar, or hand crank, so it can truly work no matter what. Beyond giving you access to AM/FM radio and NOAA alerts, it also doubles as a power bank and flashlight.
60A Blinged-Out Heart Necklace That’s Secretly A USB Drive
This necklace is straight out of Ocean’s Eleven. From a distance — and even up-close — it looks like a classic gold-plated necklace with pretty sparkling stones in it. But it’s secretly a USB drive — perfect for discreetly stashing your secrets. It comes in two sixes — 16 and 32 GB — and gold and silver to match your needs and your style.
61A Durable Flashlight That Can Be Powered By The Sun
Keep this flashlight out during the day, and by nighttime when you need it, it’ll be all powered up and ready to go. Beyond being charged with ease (it also works with USBs), this light has four lighting modes including flash mode, works for 10 hours per charge, and is waterproof enough to use in strong storms.
62A Best-Selling Portable Air Pump That Doubles As A Light
Ideal for camping and other outdoor adventures, this air pump is just about 2.5 inches tall, yet the brand claims it can inflate an air mattress in just about one minute, which is better than many other modeals three times its size. It can also deflate a mattress in less than a minute, making it great for blowing dodge ASAP. If needed, this handy gadget can also be a light for your tent.
63A Durable Emergency Tent That’s Big Enough For 2 People
Whether you’re hiking, going on a road trip, or sneaking around, this survival tent is great to have on hand. It weighs just over half a pound, so you can keep it in your bag easily, yet when unfolded, it’s large enough to hold two people. It’s waterproof and helps to retain your body heat, so it’s especially great for emergencies.
64A Set Of Anti-Burglar Alarms For Your Doors & Windows
Keep your home secure with these easy-to-install, adhesive alarms. You can set it to go off as a loud alarm whenever a door or window is opened unexpectedly, or choose a softer chime for everyday use for casual comings and goings.
65A Functional Hair Brush That Secretly Holds Cash & Jewelry
No one would ever suspect this round brush is hiding a wad of cash or other valuables. Twist open to the top to reveal a secret storage space that measures just over one inch wide and four and a half inches deep. Oh, and best of all, it’s actually a functional hair brush!
66The Clever Bracelet That Combines 20 Survival Tools Into 1
Consider this bracelet a must-have if you’re planning on going hiking or camping in the future. It combines 20 survival tools into one, including a compass, SOS light, flint fire starter, whistle, 10 feet of paracord rope, and more. Plus, the paracord rope is so strong that it can withstand up to 250 pounds of weight.
67Easy-To-Apply Screen Protectors To Keep What You’re Scrolling Private
Keep your passwords and what you’re scrolling on your phone private with these three screen protectors. They’re designed to make it so anyone outside 28 degrees on either side of you can’t see what you’re looking at. As a bonus, they protect against damages like scratches and come with a genius applicator that makes it easy to get it lined up and bubble-free on the first try.
68A Highly Rated Beanie With A Rechargable LED Light In The Front
Boasting a 4.7-star rating on Amazon, this beanie is great for late-night adventures and schemes (or simple dog walks). It’s made of a cozy, warm, and soft fabric like any good hat should be, but it also has an LED light in the front that can run for eight hours per charge. It comes in a wide array of colors, so you can be as visible or as invisible as you want.
69A Vintage-Feel Journal With A Lock To Keep Curious Eyes Out
In a world where so many things probably hide behind the locked screen of your phone, there’s something delightfully old school and spy-like about a nice-looking journal with a lock. Available in several colors, this one features an attractive faux-leather cover that gives it a vintage feel. Use the three-digital lock to set a unique code, and you can keep passwords, diary entries, or anything else you write down private from casual snoops.
70A Privacy Filter That Blackouts Your Laptop Screen From The Side
Keep your laptop activity hidden from onlookers with this privacy screen. The filter blacks out your screen from the side, but won’t affect your own view straight on. With a magnetic design, it attaches seamlessly to your screen and can easily be removed.
71A Durable Hide-A-Key That Looks Like A Classic Garden Statue
Made of durable, stylish iron, this turtle looks — and is — real decor that’ll add some quirkiness to your garden beds. But beyond being super cute, the shell of this little guy holds a secret: a compartment for your keys. It’s great for those forgetful moments or guests.
72A Small But Mighty Black Light Flashlight That Can Find Hidden Messes
Do some real spy work with this black light flashlight, which can reveal hidden things in the dark. It’s pocket-sized yet powerful. It’s great for finding hidden messes and stains (think: pet urine) as well as scorpions and other pests. This tiny gadget is seriously useful, which is why it has a 4.6-star rating on Amazon.
73A Highly Rated Safe That Looks Like A Dictionary
If you need a handy place to hide valuables in your home, look no further than this safe that’s designed to look like a nondescript book that few people use anymore — a dictionary. It looks super real with binding and simulated pages, but the inside is under lock and key and totally hollow to store essentials or things you’d rather no one else finds. Amazon shoppers love this book and have rated it an impressive 4.7 stars.
74An Adjustable Door Security Bar That’s Extremely Strong
Whether you want more security at home or at an AirBnB, this security bar will get the job done. It can be adjusted from 17.5 to 46 inches to wedge perfectly under a door knob, and it can withstand pressure up to 400 pounds.
75Two-Way Radios With An Impressive 5-Mile Range
If you want to keep your communication off the grid, it’s hard to beat old-school walkie talkies — or should we call them two-way radios. They have an impressive 5-mile range and four-day battery life, and you can keep your convos particularly on the DL with security combinations and 22 different channels.
76Keychains That Help You Open Doors & Press Buttons With No Trace
Move your way through the world without leaving fingerprints all over the place with these no-touch door opener keychains. Each one has multiple functions from gripping a door handle to pressing elevator door buttons to operating a touch screen. As a bonus, these metal pieces can be used as bottle openers.
77An 18-In-1 Multi-Tool That Slides Into Your Wallet
This multi-tool has 18 super useful functions including a screwdriver, can opener, phone stand, and box cutter — yet its small and slim enough to slide right into a card slot in your wallet. “Have had this for YEARS. Mostly used as a bottle opener but has some handy other uses. Airport safe!” one shopper raved.
78A Faux Paint Can Safe That’s Realistically Weighted
Like a lot of other diversion safes, this faux paint can has a secret compartment where you can stash money, keys, or other goods. But unlike a lot of other ones, it has a weighted feel so lookie-loos will be a lot less likely to crack it open. The spilled paint on the outside is also a thoughtful touch.
79Durable Yet Slim Vinyl Stickers That Block Nosey Webcams
If you really want to opt out of webcams and other front-facing cameras, it’s hard to beat these stickers. With a variety of sizes and neutral colors to blend into your gadgets, these vinyl stickers will stay put yet come off when you want them to without leaving residue behind — and reviewers noted that they won’t affect the camera when that’s done. “These are amazing. Very effective at blocking cameras and unwanted ‘power on/off’ lighting and so forth. I highly recommend these for better security/privacy and comfort,” one shopper wrote.
80A Classic Swiss Army Knife That Reviewers Love
There are a lot of multi-tools out there, but sometimes it’s hard to beat a classic, like this Swiss army knife, which boasts a 4.7-star rating on Amazon. It has a slim profile that doesn’t add bulk to your keychain, yet it contains nine useful tools such as a magnetic screwdriver, small knife, can opener, and tweezers.
81A Historical & Practical Guide To Breaking Encryptions
For anyone who is obsessed with the codebreakers of the world, this practical guide gives you the historical stories behind some of the most famous cyphers and codes, and teaches you with hands-on exercises how to break some of them. Genius!
82A Hack For Hiding Your Mistakes (Or Private Info)
Wite-Out is incredibly practical, even if you don’t have a lot of secrets you’re looking to cover up. That said, it’s also great for covering up your tracks. This set of four individual correction tapes is great, because you can have one in your kitchen, one by your desk, and one in a bag or purse to use on the go. The fourth one? That’s your choice.
83A Tiny Pocket Knife No One Would Ever Suspect
Pretty unassuming, this little knife can hook onto your key chain and looks like a fun knickknack. In actuality? The tiny button next to the fin reveals a small knife perfect for cutting boxes, opening mail, or other small jobs. It comes in other animal shapes, too!
84An Erasable Pen To Leave No Trace Of Your Secrets
Write a secret missive and then erase it after it’s read, thanks to these genius erasable pens. This pack of 10 ballpoint pens dries quickly and writes in multiple colors. Looking to hide what you wrote? Turn the pen around and use the eraser on the other side.
85A Password Logbook To Protect Your Personal Accounts
Passwords are a necessity to life, and self-proclaimed shady people know that all too well. This logbook gives you an analog way to store all of your passwords, account information, and even basic information like your Wi-Fi credentials. Store the book somewhere safe, and it’ll keep all of your secrets.
86A Military-Grade Tactical Pen That Can Break Glass
This pen can be used to write the next great American novel or to break glass in case of an emergency. The pen cap is made with tungsten steel, and the body is made of aerospace-grade aluminum. Together, they’re incredibly strong and durable, giving you the ability to break car window glass if you’re stuck inside or use the pen to defend yourself if you need it.
87An Easy-To-Carry Bag That Keeps Valuables Safe Around Water
Made of PVC, this dry bag does exactly as its name implies: it keeps your items dry. A bestseller on Amazon with over 28,000 five-star ratings, it comes with a buckle so it can be worn or carried three different ways, making it a must-have for hiking, camping, or doing spy work in the great outdoors. It also comes with a waterproof pouch for your phone.
88Clips That Serve As A Secondary Lock For Your Zippered Bags
When a zipper just doesn’t feel secure enough, these zipper clips are a smart solution. They’re especially useful as an extra security measure for your luggage while traveling or in busy, high-traffic areas with potential pick-pocketers. They’re made of durable alloy with a steel spring.
89Invisible Ink Pens With Built-In UV Flashlights
Scheduling clandestine plans? Need to write some secret notes? Simply sending RSVPs? Check out these pens with invisible ink — just like the movies. Write down anything you need to keep secret, and the message is only visible underneath the pens’ built-in UV flashlight. They couldn’t be easier to use, which is why they have a 4.6-star rating on Amazon.
90A Visor Clip For Your Sunglasses & Cards
This handy organizer clips right to the visor in your car and features a clip for your sunglasses and two card slots. You’ll be able to keep your essentials within arm’s reach in your car, and never have to fumble around in the console for your incognito shades. This comes in four colors.
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