Where To Have Sex On Campus, According To 7 Students Who Did It Without Getting Caught
Before you went off to college, you probably assumed that university life offered plenty of opportunities to hook up with all the mature, intellectual hotties you'd surely encounter on campus, right? But then you actually arrived at school and realized that your roommate leaves the room so infrequently, her skin might have actually grown attached to her bed. So you had to figure out where to have sex on campus without disturbing your roomie's precious Netflix binges.
In college, I obviously knew that hooking up in the library was a thing... but it was impossible to find an empty chair at a table, much less a corner of the stacks free of all other humans.
I don't know about you, but my college library was super crowded. Hooking up in public can be thrilling, but hooking up three feet away from that girl you vaguely recognize from your humanities seminar is probably a sex crime.
I had no interest in getting caught, so the craziest stunt I ever tried to pull in that library was teaching myself an entire semester's worth of neurobiology in one sitting. Instead, I asked my more adventurous friends for their most scandalous stories about having sex in public places on campus. Take inspiration from their juiciest tales.
The religious center.
— Alexia, 24
A photo booth.
— Lauren, 19
The dorm laundry room.
— Marissa, 24
— Maeve, 24
A public bathroom.
— Lyn, 22
— Chloe, 24
If you're getting busy outside your dorm room, just remember to keep one ear out for footsteps... Because that's one conversation you definitely don't want to have with the campus security officers.
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